I havent doned five things this month.

Dude, it's Tuesday.

called the public healthcare place to set up ans appointment, the 80iq woman working there didnt know that there are more than 10 months in a year had to listen to dogtor telling me how public healthcare is as good as private one (he works in private healthcare 4 days of the week) had to exlpain to a dumb client that "just make it work" is not a valid tehcnical specification, since I have no fucking clue what they want the program to do. Turns out they also do not know, and hoping I would know what they want. got car from mechanic second time in 2 weeks, they still forgot to install the dashcam on sunday went for a breakfast and some poorfag coulpe were there and the guy was making a scene when it came to paying "hurr what do you mean scrambled eggs is 10 euro" while all other patrons looked on, amused

>>25508203 Go fuck yourself.

>>25508214 >didnt know that there are more than 10 months in a year There didn't used to be, it was invented by Ceasar

>>25508152 >Post 5 funny things you did this week. 1. Tried autofellatio = hurt my back and cummed in my eye not my mouth 2. Paid for hot looking hooker = hooker was tranny 3. Was going to piss off assholes making fun of me by farting in elevator = shit my pants 4. Sent email to coworker to go fuck himself for being a fucking asshole = hit send to all instead = still was funny cause everyone I work with knows he is a asshole = HR was still pissed though.. 5. Got out of bed at 2am to pee like a race horse in bathroom = dreamed I got out of bed and pissed in bed instead..

1. woke up at 4:30 AM with a burst of sudden motivation to study. i took a shower and proceeded to do nothing but cook and watch youtube videos for 8 hours. 2. i bullied a vtuber (as a joke), he banned me (as a joke), and forgot to unban me for a while. then he unbanned me, i bullied him again (as a joke), and he re-banned me (as a joke). he then forgot to unban me for 10 minutes once again, i was later unbanned once he realized. he was making a "viewer tier list" and I was the only person in F tier because I bullied him. 3. deleted my entire fucking desktop folder permanently, by accident. i lost my entire reaction image folder. 4. i fucked up a pot of chili by not adding enough kidney beans and adding too much cumin 5. some old unemployed guy came to my door to sell art prints he made, told me it'd go partially towards a nonprofit and mostly to himself. he looked tired and i didn't have the heart to say no so i just bought a picture of napoleon with a skull for a head.

I looked into the mirror five times

>>25508216 You tell him