I found a full beer while i was working today so im getting drunk too now

drinking IPA and vodka

true badass

>>25504363 nice, free beer is best beer

>>25504373 I know right i used to literally steal beer every day but im retired now

>>25504379 retired of stealing beer or just retired?

>>25504390 Retired from stealing I used to literally steal multiple times every day but now im heavily medicated and also coincidentally feel no urge to steal anymore.

Im proud that they literally had to chemically libotomize me to stop me Im superhuman

I'm drinking OJ and Bacardi Tropical. I know Bernd will snub me for this.

>>25504403 you're proud? In Canada they'd kill you

>>25504405 never heard of Bacardi tropical but i would

>>25504410 Yes im proud of being such a bother to society Not everyone can actually do that. You are literally incapable of doing what ive done

i'm currently drinking on my own in a small loc billiards bar full of montenegro grandpas. the bar also has a billiards (pool) table, and i've just played two games alone, myself vs myself, watched by montenegro grandpas, and i did extremely shitty, like if i was playing billiards for the first time in my life

Such an awful day

>>25504438 Good

I hate actually drinking beer

Hotel California

Hell

>>25504653 You figured that one out eh Good for you

>>25504619 i don't like the first one

>>25504833 If beer tasted better i would be the worlds dru kest man but the sheer disgustingness of beer keeps me relatively sober

>>25505011 i was like you at 13

Somehow today i feel drunk even though the last few days i drank i never really felt drunk

>>25505024 Unless ypu can steal beer while security is literally staring at you lower your tone when you speak to me

>>25505046 you do you bro, stealing is not my thing

>>25505067 Lil bitch KEK

>>25505074 putain de nègre

>>25504619 i hate you

>>25505024 fuck that, i was like that by maybe 10y.o. but by 13y.o. i already acquired the taste of beer

>>25505074 i hate you

Based Me play8ng kcd2 while getting drunked

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>>25505320 kurva based

drinking brandy while watching an anime girl play majora's mask. this is the life

>>25510720 you didn't finish your exotic bottle?

>>25510729 i finished the slovak whiskey, i still have a good 250 mL left of good brandy to drink.

>>25510740 >slovak whiskey lmao, didn't you have a georgian cognac or something like that

>>25510780 Armenian! it's what i'm dringink right now. i got two bottles a cheap one and a good one (7 year old ararat), i'm drinking the good one right now

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