>>25504108 cooking isn't complicated if you aren't picky. just grab whatever's cheap at the grocery store, chop it roughly, toss it into a hot pan for 4-5 minutes and eat. if you're feeling fancy get some salt and spices on it, but it isn't necessary.

I weigh roughly 120 pounds now.

>>25504123 I used to eat more when I lived with my parents. I don't even know what ingredients to buy to cook a healthy meal.

>>25504161 the simplest, healthy thing to make is stir fry. it's basically just random chopped vegetables (for example, onions, garlic, bell pepper, cabbage, asparagus, carrots, broccoli) and some chopped meat (beef, chicken or pork) tossed around in a pan for a while. make sure to salt and pepper it, add soy sauce for a great experience. even simpler, you can buy bags of frozen vegetables that contain a mix of veggies. you can just toss those frozen vegetables in the pan with olive oil directly, so the only thing you need to prepare is the meat.

>>25504161 Buy rice and noodles. They last forever, so you don't need to worry about them spoiling. Onions also last very long. I just leave them on the kitchen floor. Just buy them. Then you need potatoes or carrots. Carrots spoil quickly but can be eaten with anything. Potatoes taste meh but last pretty long. Typically you cook the solid stuff in a pot and do the meat in the pan. Simple as. Some ideas for the rest of the day: yoghurt, bananas (the nigger fruit is cheap here, sweet and you can peel it easily with your fingers. basically monkey friendly), bread with butter/lard and toppings, etc

i feel the same way about pissing.

>>25504203 >you can buy bags of frozen vegetables that contain a mix of veggies You sound like a great cook, sir! More like a total retard.

>>25504214 i use frozen veg to make fried rice when i'm low on time and it tastes fine, barely any worse than fresh vegetables. i don't see the problem.

This is why turd world (and some first world cunts like Japan and Singapore) has a vibrant street food scene Too lazy to cook? Just buy cheap street food I should stop buying so much samosas

>>25504229 They are very expensive

>>25504234 more than regular vegetables sure, but i wouldn't call 5 euros per kg to be expensive

make some good amd tasty food you look forward to eatin

>>25504126 fat whore

another tip for OP, buy extra virgin olive oil (only if you can afford it, of course, otherwise vegetable oil will have to do). healthy and super tasty to cook with.

Just eat it raw.

>>25504261 Potatoes and carrots are both below 90ct/kg. Onions are very cheap too. For 5€/kg you can literally buy pork mincemeat here this week. >>25504276 No he should buy pork lard, you stupid med. Oil is unhealthy.

You don't have to cook at all. Just buy several bags of chips, instant ramen, and a few protein bars for actual nutrients. You will be good.

>>25504296 i don't know where he's from, i love it but pork lard is impossible to find over here and i know it's not common outside of central/eastern europe. but other than that, if he can acquire it, i agree. everything is very expensive at my grocery stores (am near Paris) so for me, 5 euros for 1 kg is very reasonable. 1 kg of onions is 2.99 euros and 5 euros is the price of 500g of ground beef.

>>25504327 Nigga, are you in Islamabad?

>>25504327 You can buy pork lard in every supermarket in every country in Europe. It may be near the butter but it may also be in a shelve uncooled anywhere in the supermarket. Just ask the clerks there.

>>25504327 >1 kg of onions is 2.99 euros Are they the most expensive BIO onions you could find?

Are you me?

>>25504381 All onions are anorexic.

>>25504344 This is plain untrue. I lived in Spain for many years and pork lard is not a thing there either. I have also spent a good amount of time in the UK and could not find lard. I buy lard whenever I walk in front of a specific charcutier that sells it, but he is quite far away and I don't get any very often. >>25504377 Unfortunately, no. Such is life. I could probably find onions for 2 euros per kg if I walked an extra 25 minutes but fuck that.

>>25504393 >>25504344 this isn't really "proof" but when you google search lard, you only find specialty stores. when you google search butter, you find common grocery stores.

>>25504393 >if I walked an extra 25 minutes but fuck that. walk the extra 25 minutes out of your halal shithole and buy lard too.

>>25504402 Every single store in my town has it.

1,30€/kg

>>25504409 >1,30€/250g

Niggas say this but can’t go 5 minutes without cooming, vidya, and jap toons. Your whole life is hedonism but good food is somehow a burden.

>>25504404 my fellow western europeans can confirm that this is literally just not a thing. no one eats pork lard here. the other day, i invited a friend over to eat, he's extremely stereotypically Parisian, and was absolutely disgusted at the idea of using pork lard in anything.

>>25504451 What's that? https://www.carrefour.fr/p/saindoux-pur-porc-bahier-3180050770003 https://www.carrefour.fr/p/saindoux-pur-porc-3461934240370 I imagine it's more expensive online than in the store. It's that way here too.

>>25504327 It's pretty common here and much cheaper than butter. Butter is £1.99 for a brick now, lard is something like £0.50 for a similarly sized brick.

>>25504519 I checked, the 3 small carrefours near me do not have those in stock. I'm sure it is a thing, but perhaps it is only sold in the big carrefours (and there are none of those near me).

>>25504569 I'm sure there are plenty of shops near you that have it and you just never checked. Shops here don't have a website that shows what's in stock.

>>25504569 the stores that are near me are auchans and monoprix, the closest carrefour is at least 30 minutes away by foot. so even if they sold it in the smaller carrefour i couldn't be fucked to go.

>>25504604 Why not check for the first one. That's how it's usually sold. Sitting uncooled in some shelf.

>>25504569 You need to go back niggadou.

>>25504611 It is sold at carrefour, that is true, but as previously stated, the only supermarkets close to me are a monoprix and an auchan (which don't sell it, sadly), and the closest carrefour is a 37 minute walk away its ok because i order it online anyways. i don't have any right now but i often do. the point is that it's not a very common good over here.

>>25504743 >(which don't sell it, sadly) You should check by actually going there. It's likely it's just not listed or the online listing is incorrect.

>>25504784 I've thoroughly checked the supermarket nearest to me and asked the employees if they sold it, they do not. The other one's a little farther away but I suppose it won't hurt to check next time I pass by it, I shall do so.

>>25504800 Sad. Why is France so third world? When I was in Italy for vacation it was pretty sad too. Fucking yogurt is diluted with starch over there.

>>25504825 Their shitty rapeseed oil butter is in goyman supermarkets.

>>25504825 it's just not much of a cultural thing, sadly. people mostly use butter or vegetable oil. i lived in spain for a while, spent months in the UK and i can assure you that there was no lard in the supermarkets either. but those are definitely third world countries so its unsurprising

>>25504327 Mexicans eat lard like no other. Every aspect of their food is corn, lard, and shit. I think you can ask bakers/pastry chefs where they source their lard. Butter is better than lard though.

>>25505014 >>25505045 Butter costs twice as much as lard and burns. You people just eat oil and I eat no oil. I eat lard.

>>25505014 You can find lard in every British supermarket - Morrison's, Tesco, M&S, etc.

>>25505063 i see. i must've never tried looking for it then

The most sane onion on /int/.

>>25504393 >I lived in Spain for many years and pork lard is not a thing there either. And what do Spaniards do to the lard when they kill a pig?

>>25505273 they just don't render the lard off the fatty parts of pigs and sell the fatty bits as they are.

>>25505293 Smart.