https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates/

Im dead

Fucking Christ

sirs?

One million euros for gambling with pola bears and seals?

>>25502945 Ein Curry mit alles bitte

>>25502945 Literally worst in this thread so far

Looks swimmable

It took me 7 attempts to not get water and I still died.

You're parachuting, there's a forest of dicks on the right, and a sea of shit on the left. Where are you going to sit?

No. Theres a pretty big chance I'd spawn in the ocean.

>>25503003 it's australia though so i'm gonna touch a deadly medusa before making it

No. Anything but this.

>>25503015 Lol I got poccnr too. I'm in the wilderness doe.

2/3rds chance of spawning over open water and drowning.

>>25503008 I got an American neighborhood so I'm the luckiest Bernd here. Need a bulletproof vest first.

>>25503021 At least I can quickly hop over the border. I think. >>25503028 If it's not your first try it doesn't count!

>>25502892 no. good choice, pic related

Chingchong

I spawned in the ocean and died.

Bad idea unless you're suicidal

My new people.

>>25503003 60km, you wouldn't even know where to swim to

>>25503047 I can't believe I was born on solid ground with those odds!

Is this the closest town? I really can't tell. Spawning so deep inland would be a real shock to me.

maybe glowniggers will fish me out and take me to Gitmo

Based randomizer I will enjoy my life in beautiful mountains of North Spain in my 1 million euro mansion

I choose here to die.

typical

bros...

>>25503103 maybe there is some Wagner base there. so you will survive but they take all your monies

>>25503103 https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2024/05/27/in-conflict-torn-dr-congo-wagner-group-sees-opportunity-for-exploitation-a85226

>>25503103 tough choice of villages

>>25502892 This is what happened to all of us except we could only spawn on the land

It's in the middle of some crop field in a somewhat rural area in China, I think I'd be fine. Nearest google street view picture is this (a few kilometers away) and it actually looks rather pretty. For 1 million Euros I'd go there for sure.

>>25503143 neat. you won

what do i win?

slow death

FUCK I got Brazil

>>25503196 middle of jungle guess i was luckier

>>25503196 you dead

>>25503221 lol

>>25503143 You get to farm tea!

>>25503143 while it sounds interesting, it might be bit difficult to explain carrying 1 million euros and no passport

>>25503223 >>25503221 No problem, I can just burn my money to keep warm and maybe make friends with an uncontacted tribe

NOOO I DONT WANT TO GO TO ALGERIA

oh no

Oh crap, i could actually survive this

I got a desert. 20km to some abandoned clay huts

>>25503293 oh fuck, what the hell is this

>spawn <see Point Nemo What do?

>>25503301 20 km walk north or south for first settlement, can speak somewhat russian. is not bad, problem is that i am sitting at pc in underwear so i would be naked there and its probably cold as fuck now

>>25502893 Not that far from home

>>25503375 Wow there's even a house less than 1km away That would be some easy money if the house isn't inhabited by murderers of course

They didn't tell you that earth surface is 80% or something water

>>25503301 swamps if you walk south, you'd end up on the river, and going downstream you'd find lake Kurenga, which is pretty much without humans, but with a road nearby walking along the road you'd find a village if you go any other way, you'd end up walking swamps along the rivers that go from one lake to another lake without ever leading to humans

Nope, because i would end up in the middle of ocean

>>25503282 16 km of swimming the land would be visible from my landing point would be on the land in 8-10 hours probably

>>25503306 swim to nearest piece of land obviously

>>25503388 greedy bastard have million euros yet willing to rob some poor bastard

>>25503422 Good luck swimming +2.700km >>25503428 Bernd I'd ask for help in the house, not rob anyone

>>25503306 sit on the buoy and wait try to attract some fish with me poop and catch them with trap improvised from me clothes

let's fucking go! cheap real estate, here I come! with 1 million euros i live the rest of my life in paradise

>>25503393 You wouldnt get so much money if there were no gambling element to it

>>25503452 Enjoy being murdered by some drug dealer or land owner. That region is a lawless frontier.

>>25503393 just 43% of the water surface is in international jurisdiction, so you're likely to see shore or be on the shore in more than half of the cases of random landing another problem would be that 33% of the land is deserts and 25% is mountains constituting 57% of the land area that is unliveable

gosh darn it

Why God use Y as vertical axis?

>>25502892 I had to roll like 30 times before getting a survivable coordinate. Tanjung Raja is first survivable place I spawned at.

Good morning sirs

>>25503908 (I do risk telefragging a jeet albeit)

>>25503089 I'll come back from sirsland with my mil and we can start a business

>>25503524 >, so you're likely to see shore or be on the shore in more than half of the cases of random landing I don't get it. Seems way too high.

I hope the noble Japanese fishermen will save me and I can swim like 2-3 km non-stop comfortably in the pool so if I swim on the back and not panic and take my time, I could reach the island in like 3-4 hours

>>25502892 Will I get flayed alive by the cartels?

>>25503221 >terra da morte kek

>>25504128 once on a plane I talked to a girl from Colombia asked her if it would be safe for me there she said in Bogota I'd be fine, but elsewhere 'your blue eyes will make you a target' damn, she definitely was hitting on me, but I fucked it up

probably 80%++ chance to die Sounds like a shit offer tbqh

To be advised: 1 million is not was it once were. Nowadays you need to have 10 million to enjoy the wealth level from 30 years ago.

>>25504157 yeah, yeah, go weep and vote AfD to return the lost times

>>25502892 4/10, too much water

>>25504148 >but I fucked it up let's hear it: how did you fuck it up?

>>25502892 let's zoom in to see if I am lucky and drown in some lake..

>>25504483 where do I go? how do I not freeze to death in 1 hour?

what happens here would I be fine

>>25504540 yes, this is no problem at all

>>25504540 >>25504563 except to the nearest village it's 30+kms and it's -30 outside

>>25504568 fug :DDD

makes you think I don't think there's a forest in all of europe big enough that you couldn't walk your way across it in day

cold, weird lakes everywhere, I dont like it here

Obviously why not, what's the worst that could happen?

>>25504148 Weird statement. I was in Colombia and could pass for local. And Bogota is the most dangerous place I was in, you're far safer in the countryside or smaller cities.

I freeze to death within minutes. At least it's a kinder death than swimming until I drown.

>>25504636 Only 300 kilometers from Chile's summer antarctic base though, so there is a small chance that some Chileans will stumble upon my corpse between November and January if it doesn't get covered with snow!

high chance of being reincarnated as pajeet not worth the risk

I'm safe and I get to fuck kids here 😎

>>25504721 you're ~5km deep in jungle on vietnam/laos border, not exactly safest place me thinks

I could swim to Recife, right?

>>25504796 that's 100-200km to the coast

>>25504806 I can do that!

>>25502894 Just swim a little your lazy bum

I think it might be possible to reach the coast but at what cost?

>>25504636 Привет! Come say hi

Ouch. Just waked up and already drowning.

I meant woke up. Damn. *sploosh*

Oh, got it on third try. Look at me, I'm American now! Do you crackers like me yet?!

Practically though, I'm still in a middle no where. At least there's a road around and I speak burger.

Lukia, Nepal I would freeze to death trying to climb the Everest

I am dood unless the aliens come back or there are friendly Bedouins nearby

I'm a black nigger. Better than the ocean.

statistically you are likely to end up in the south pacific ocean, where you will freeze to death within 15 minutes or you end up in russia, where you will freeze to death within 15 minutes and be raped and eaten by russians not necessarily in that order

tried 11 times 10 times i landedc in the ocean 11time in saudi arabian desert lol i am cursed

I would not but I would gladly do this to my neighbor...

>>25504703 Its teleport not respawn

a 'river' and a dirt road 'nearby' leading to some airfield

>>25506962 quit your fucking whining! you're only 20km from a major interstate highway, and that clearing even has a guy pumping an oil well

I got into a village anywhere on Iêmen near a road.

Well, fuck me.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

>>25507365 Welcome to Tadjikistan, pls enjoy your stay :DDD

Well... not impossible I think...

>>25508370 roll'd 3 times for lolz and got Lithuania on my 2nd and Brazil on my 3rd Bery lucky bernd

Would I have to pay taxes on those million, and if so to who. Because if I had to pay EU levels of tax, I probably would end up with 5,000 bucks left over, making it totally not worth it even if it was a minor inconvenience. Also the odds of spawning in the middle of the ocean and just straight up dying makes this a bad deal. Literally 71% of the world is water. A million Euros isn't worth dying over.

Mongolia?

>>25508439 It's right in the wilderness, I'm dead lol.

>>25502892 I wouldn't, the chance of dying is too high.

>>25508439 There may be a friendly Mongol around who will sing you the song of his people.

>>25508496 Thumbnail made me think it was a roach costume.

99% chance of slow & horrible death

>>25508737 71% or watery grave 10% chance of being stuck in remote wilderness too far from civ to reasonably walk to safety. So only 81% chance of slow and horrible death. Still not great odds. I certainly wouldn't take the chance.

>>25503052 if i had a wetsuit and a direction i could make it

>>25508760 it's just a day of swimming

>take the million euros >spawn in a little girls bedroom epic win

fug

>>25508783 swim to south korea problems werent

I landed in the indian ocean

>>25508814 dead from food poisoning & diarrhea 💀

very nice, even if I was rescued somehow, it would be by nigger pirates that take my money and sell my organs

about 20km to nearest settlement i think i can walk that sheikh would be pleased to have me as guest from there i could get ride back to home which is not that far

>>25510016 Added bonus is that you can blend in very easily once you reach the village, due to being brown

First click of day, i won

>>25510510 800meters to closest road, next to lake. that you can see do to no forest. and city few kilometers away looks like some gold digger so i could straight up buy his gold mine