Get a 9 year old gf then. Its unironically more socially more acceptable that a 29 yo and a 9yo be together in public (pretend to be daddy) without raising questions than a 18 and 29

>>25501114 >(pretend to be daddy) Why does he have to pretend?

You disgust me.

>>25501114 that's kind of hot I'm not a pedophile just an observation I mean if she was 18 and just looked like a little girl it would be hot

>>25501129 Yeah the 12-16 year age gap is the least socially acceptable to be out in public and online from what i observed but its that age that bernds in their 20s most want cunny and gets them vanned. Once past the gap of 17-18 years you start to become old enough to become their daddies and that when you make the move and claim one for yourself. Yeah I was obsessed with 10 year olds since 18 but it wasn't until 28 when I finally dated a 9 yo and the public and the single mom didn't have second thoughts.

Teenagers are retards. What do you even talk about?

>>25501125 Why? >>25501146 12-16 is prison territory. Pedos must be delusional

My ex was 12 years my junior and derided all the rock music from my youth that I listened to (STP, Collective Soul, Smashing Pumpkins, etc.) as "Dad Rock".

>>25501153 that's fair all that music sucks you should listen to lil pump and uzi instead

>>25501153 FL bernd? Damn son you a player

>>25501153 That's adorable.

>>25501151 Yeah that's my point. an age gap of 20 years is better than 10-15 in the public view. That is exactly the life point for those lucky ones that are still khv by their mid to late 30s to start going to become sex tourist.

>>25501168 Lawmakers have made hebes still legal. I don’t wven like using that word since it’s cringe internet lingo, but teen girls are fair game. Teenagers are retarded yes, I’ll deal with retardation for young pussy everyday. It ain’t easy being sleezy.

>>25501148 women are retarded. What do you even talk about?

>>25501148 women are retards. What do you even talk about?

>>25501176 women in general are retarded they are grown children and act like children they don't really ever "mature"

What are you doing here, gramps? Shouldn't you be in the nursing home with all the other old farts? t. 28 years old