you sound exactly the same as beardmeatsfood

this is how people who have learned English as a second language sound

Sounds fine to me

ESLs speak better English then most of the UK population

>>25498899 most English speaking russian >>25498902 >american

>>25498899 This. I don't get the problem.

american english is standard english >Vocaroo 23 Feb 2025 17_44_3 this sounds like british english

this is how ESL sound to me

>>25498931 >>25498946 it is exactly how you sound attempting at speaking my kanguage

>>25498955 when i speak english i speak american english, not your bri'ish english, m8

>>25498973 you attempt to speak my language and fail miserably if the americans want to claim your botched attempt at English, thats on them m8

>>25498950 i don't mean this in a gay way but you've got a nice voice. if you were the entrepreneurial type you could probably make those yandere bf ASMRs and profit off of retarded foids.

>>25498984 im not gay and if any of you bald heads try to bum me i will not be responsible for the result do not put me in a self defence scenario (i have been in many!?)

>>25499034 so you're fine with getting bummed if it's someone with a full head of hair? suspicious.

>>25499059 i beg yu seh

>>25498890 im not from Leeds and if you ever call me a Northerner again theres gonna be hell to pay

I try my best

>>25499303 nah i actual rate that bro im just saying you all sound goofy as fuck speaking ENGLISH

>>25499321 even me? i'm quite proud of my English...

>>25499323 no comment

>>25499345 i'm not ein zucker mann as the germans would say. you can give it to me straight.

>>25499352 i completely forgot what I was going to say

>>25499359 this is a symptom of the arsenic and heavy metals contained within canned baked beans and fish and chips. please revert to a more wholesome diet of onion soup, fish soup and beef burgundy if you want your lead poisoning cured.

>>25499372 well said

Careful, taking the piss is now illegal on the UK. This could cause grievous insult to someone, and you'll end up in the nick.

>>25499512 if i went to prison i would love it being surrounded by based lads and buttering toast having 3 square meals a day for nothing? send me to prison now

>>25499512 american prison is shit compared to english prison we would have a right old laugh in prison if we were cell mates