roy is better than you

this is one of the best posters on this website I want you all to be respectful to him if you dont you got me to deal with

Gotta tear out this shit. Wont take much. Gonna replace it with a toolbox cabinet lol

>>25495103 good luck mate sending maximum love from Essex England

>>25495068 this guy is from Essex like me

>>25495117 No luck needed. Just a sawzall and hammer. Cheers!

>>25495135 take care matey boy love you and I love the USA

My body is ready

>>25495123 >>25495123 how much sex is there in essex?

Sitting on my ass drinking a porter and watching you work. Like a real foreman.

>>25495165 none until you arrive, sailor ;)

>>25495177 gay

>>25495210 why do you want me to be gay, do you want to suck my cock or do you want me to penetrate your anus?

>>25495213 Only if you say no-homo in ebtween though

Well shit that was too easy.

>>25495221 what if i am homo what then?

>>25495222 looks fucking dreadful youve botched it you have fucked right up you silly sausage

>>25495230 Oh its fine. My whole house is awful.

>>25495241 Uhh, why did you remove that anyway?

>>25495241 but you are a sterling geezer :D a right old narner top drawer bloke a real guvner

>>25495053 I have to build a PC for the first time with Linux my fear has turned into excitement because that what a man is. A fear machine. >>25495068 Drinking is bad he should know better especially when the cabinets need doin'

>>25495264 Its shit and not usable.

>>25495391 Best work is done intoxicated

Game time

>>25496051 what game are you playing

>>25496057 My Little Pony Adventures

>>25495053 Your choice of drink?

>>25496100 steam keeps recommending some hello kitty game to me

none of you know fighting none of you know suffering God help me

>>25496057 Heroes of hammerwatch 2. >>25496106 Whatever is cheap and 80 proof

>>25495222 >was too easy but you havent finished, have you ?

>>25495587 Proofs?

Lol work complete.

what an actual dyed in the wool batty boy OP is

>>25499137 Whut lol

>>25499137 I thought you love rednecks. Well, this is what they're like.

i like your boots

>>25499354 They are almost done for. Lasted a year. But leather is falling apart. Sole is having issues.

>>25499353 Whachu mean foo

>>25499349 >>25499353 only joking you old willy bum bum :D you americans need to get a sense of humour i think germany has more banter than you and thats not a good thing >>25499385

>>25499392 Baloney bogus bungholes. Visit me and say that to my face.

>>25499406 ok where do you live ill come to your house and i will ask you and literally beg you to let me stay cuz i hate england i want to be american help me

>>25499424 Oh damn. I would if I could got 3 kids, wife, and bro already crowding my trailer. And you wouldnt like my Dad in his dumpy shack inna woods. Lol

>>25499438 yeah nah thats sound mush i can rate it you know? well done for you by the way if you have any daughters i might tickle and stimulate their clit until they have shaking orgasms sorry in advance

>>25499438 retard

>>25495068 thats Peter Frampton on guitar by the wayside

>>25499448 Man, now we cant be friends. You being gross. Visit me and I will shoot you with 556.

>>25499505 yeah if i visit i will actually dodge your faggot bullets like Neo from matrix and when you reload ill come up to you yeah and ill slit your fucking throat with my English sword you utter rasclart come start something come to harlow and youll die you weak loser coward bitch

>>25499505 wanker

>>25499505 ill sort you right out you cunt try shooting me and ill dodge every bullet you right old fanny

>>25499505 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlow come then you wont coward

>>25499505 say nothing wanker

>>25499505 you batty boy

>>25499505 Why did you run away from your own thread you pussyhole? if you have any daughters im shaggin them if you have any sons im arse-raping them LOL

How do I get a job where I can be lazy all day?

come on then you threatened to shoot me come on ill fucking do you yankee doodle doo wanker

coward the thing with you americans is you all think you are tough whereas the weakest englishman can fucking cave the strongest americans skull in you loud mouth braggart cunts

SAY SOMETHING YOU COWARD do you think you are hard threatening to shoot me you run away and cry in a corner you little bitch im DADDY ENGLAND and you are my bastard son

GO ON MATE show me your "banter" you fuckin got none

fucking threatening to shoot me ill shoot my milky yellow cum ribbons over your kid you dickead

what a fucking absolute wanker OP is several times ive talked about raping his kids and he has nothing to say bitchmade pussyhole

you think you will shoot me ill shoot you wanker

go on threaten to shoot me with your pindick chode weak gun again you fucking wanker my gun is massive and yours is pathetic fucking septic tank >Run away from his own thread.

>>25499778 I was playin catch with baseball. You sound on meth or indian dot head. So similar.

ummm hello? where did yankee go?

>>25499792 the only based ball you ever saw was the nigger that shagged your mums cunt when your dad was sitting and wanking in the corner you fucking wooden spoon threaten to shoot me again and ill turn your into chop suey

>>25499792 you bastard

>>25499802 Lol must suck not having a loicense for guns

>>25499810 the only gun i need is my cock when im shooting sperm in your infant daughters hairless cunt you fucking small dick prick ill fucking arse rape your cunt idiot son too

>>25499814 You feelin good?

>>25499792 That dude is insane for sure. He's sperged out on me before too.

>>25499822 yeah im sweet mate only joking son dont threaten to shoot me bro i dont need anyone threatening to end my life im quite capable of ending my own life on my own account god bless you and your kids mate.

>>25499826 fucking wanker you got no banter NO BANTZ

>>25499826 Its whatevers.

>>25499822 >>25499826 i wish you yanks had more banter but even the gemrans have more banter than you

>>25499835 basically you threatened me and then ran away and hid like a bitch its ok i forgive you but the next time you see an englishman you better bow boy

>>25499844 But you're brown. Not english. And a pedo who needs shootin

Based Floridaman How is life as a redneck living in a swamp?

>>25499856 suck my foreskinned un-circumsized cock

>>25499856 threaten to shoot me again you wanker

>>25499866 K. Will shoot you

>>25499856 He is White. t. knower

>>25499856 the fact the best insult you can come up with is to lie and call me something im not cuz you cannot handle the fact that i am English says a lot you fucking dreadful nonce ill fucking turn your kids arsehole inside out and spaff my jizz over your faggot kids corpse while you cry in the corner til i beat your head in with a clawhammer you fucking milktoast wanker

>>25499861 Bretty gud homie. All is well

>>25499871 ill dodge every bullet and when you gotta reload ill insert my fucking knife into your ribs about 1 inch from your heart you fucking cross eyed bellend

>>25499878 Good to hear. Just had my last drink and now the last cigarette for tonight. Tomorrow work 1h earlier Don't mind the Paki

>>25499876 Well buy the plane ticket buddy. Will dispose of your corpse by feeding it to the pigs lol

>>25499889 ill hijack the plane and fly it into the twin towers you gobshite By the way, your banter is shite and germans have more sense of humour than you

>>25499887 I can tolerate Germans insulting me cuz we beat you in two world wars.

>>25499887 I will probably go in and play some vidya games with the fam soon. Been playing Heroes of Hammerwatch 2. Is ok. Not the most fun but has 4 player co-op so good enough for us.

>>25499907 suck your mum

>>25499907 suck your fucking nans dry powdery fanny you fucking dog nonce

>>25499907 you wanker

>>25499907 Getting chased out of your own thread you faggot

=OP IS A FAGGOT PASS IT ON==

threaten to shoot me again you batty boy

>>25499956 *takes out gun* Don't tread on me, britbong

>>25499960 fucking arsehole if i trod in you id wipe it off on your dead dads grave and then id rape your kid you fucking glaikit

>>25499960 if i stepped on you id throw my shoe away (id throw my shoe at your mum)

>>25499960 i wouldnt piss on you if you were in flames you cunt

Americans have no banter they are weak and scared coward losers to a man

I am the fucking king of Zion Jews kneel to me and I am the descendant of Adolf Hitler

>>25499995 ... K DEN

>>25500004 My British Ayran GF whom I will take as one of my concubines by my authority as the Aryan King https://www.pinterest.com/041210lia/

>25500021 >this is what americans think banter is

>>25500037 ewwwww ugly mug

>>25500037 face like a fucking slapped dogs arse

>>25500037 fuckin freakshow