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Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:52:19 GMT No. 25494811 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Do you think it will be possible one day? If it is, would bernd be a volunteer?
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Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:54:43 GMT No. 25494825 SÄGE! >>25494848
Retard shit
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:56:02 GMT No. 25494834
In theory, yes I could see technology enabling men to birth a baby. But realistically if this tech existed then it would just be easier and more efficient to grow the babies in vats instead.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:57:23 GMT No. 25494848
>>25494825 It's a good question, maybe we can solve the problem of population decline.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:58:04 GMT No. 25494852 >>25494864
Zoomer bernds don't know that Arnie was in a blockbuster movie with Danny de Vito where he got pregnant and gave birth.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:58:04 GMT No. 25494853
sure, look at musk, he is alien hybrid
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 18:59:22 GMT No. 25494862 >>25494883
If that shit is possible, an artificial womb is as well, which would make the former redundant.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:00:34 GMT No. 25494864
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>>25494852 I actually have already watch this scifi movie. But as far as i can remember in the method they presented the baby needs to born by a C-Section.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:04:51 GMT No. 25494883 >>25495225
>>25494862 Atificial wombs are pretty less humane, would make connection between the baby and the father (or mother,if you want) more distant and their implications for government are pretty dystopic.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:17:14 GMT No. 25494933
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If my wife say that she want a baby, but we can't have one now because she need to work or study, i would it myself and would give birth to our son gladly just to help her.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:21:31 GMT No. 25494951
I can't wait for the day. It's the day women will get genocided. Mark my words and screencap this
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:38:16 GMT No. 25495050 >>25495065
Will i need to cum inside another mans penis to get him pregnant?
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:40:06 GMT No. 25495065 >>25495197
>>25495050 angus, not penis. The baby will born from the rectum too.
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 20:02:01 GMT No. 25495181 >>25496096 >>25499513
Imaging the baby skull constantly pressing against your prostate making you cum 24/7
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 20:05:44 GMT No. 25495194
Will the guy shit the baby out?
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 20:06:29 GMT No. 25495197 >>25496078
>>25495065 doesnt make sense, hyenas give birth trough penis
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 20:09:11 GMT No. 25495208
>>25494811 >3rd pic Subaru just has to experience one extreme situation after the next, doesn't he? Inb4 he dies several times giving birth. :3
Bernd Sat, 22 Feb 2025 20:13:26 GMT No. 25495225
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>>25494883 Also there the possibility that your child or its DNA becomes intellectual property of the corporation owning the artificial womb.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:06:54 GMT No. 25496078 >>25496186
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>>25495197 Can you imagine this such kind? It would be terrible. Anal birth is a way to go.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:11:49 GMT No. 25496087 (removed)
look up ectopic pregnancy. a fetus is just a parasite that burrows itself into any available blood supply. the womb is merely a protective casing. a baby can root itself anywhere in the internal cavity. in most cases it leads to the death of the baby, but there has been at least one case of successful ectopic pregnancy. if you could create an artifical protective casing then men could probably carry too
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>>25495181 Ok, now i really want a baby inside me.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:37:47 GMT No. 25496141 >>25496177
>>25494811 Some serious womb envy going on here... Not that I mind.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:44:00 GMT No. 25496156 >>25496340
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That's my fetish... I'll volunteer a couple of my friends for that.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:44:55 GMT No. 25496158
We will sooner have a complete ex-vivo embryo growing in a plastic bag than a male-female hybrid
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:53:05 GMT No. 25496174
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>>25496141 We need a male womb for an equal society. Women have a big burden(and control) for being the only one with the capacity of give birth. What if you want to have a son, but your gf don't or even if you don't have a gf? Wouldn't consider the same?
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:57:27 GMT No. 25496184 >>25496192
>>25496177 Is she shitting the baby?
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:58:24 GMT No. 25496186 >>25496192
>>25496078 But its too humiliating for the baby. You were not born, you were shitted.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:02:10 GMT No. 25496192
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>>25496184 Yes >>25496186 It's really worst than came out through a vagina? Just a simple enema will solve everything.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:04:13 GMT No. 25496196 >>25496286
I've been told it's almost exclusively a woman's fetish. That's why Omegaverse exists btw. >Woman's dream world: no women and men are raping each other beautifully
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:33:33 GMT No. 25496286
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>>25496196 Women...
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:36:44 GMT No. 25496303
No and no.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:47:06 GMT No. 25496340 >>25496362
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>>25496156 Just volunteer yourself. Why you want a bunch of your male friends pregnant?
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:48:50 GMT No. 25496357 >>25496419
getting a guy pregnant is hot but actually giving birth is pretty gross he better get a boibortion
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 01:50:42 GMT No. 25496362 >>25496407 >>25496454
>>25496340 I'm not that gay and female role is shameful to me. Doing that to my gay friends and impregnating them seems like a straightforward choice though. Also gross "artist".
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:06:42 GMT No. 25496407 >>25496414 >>25496419 >>25496450 >>25500872
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>>25496362 Give birth seems like a pain in the ass (literally in this case), but if you watch birth videos you will see that after the birth there's no more beautiful moment than the baby on mother's arms connecting both together by hormones through the skin. This pain is more than necessary and i would endure this entirely to have my baby.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:08:28 GMT No. 25496414 >>25496419
>>25496407 You replied to a wrong post, but I enjoy this attitude in guys.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:10:28 GMT No. 25496419
>>25496414 I'm sorry :3 >>25496357 >>25496407
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:16:01 GMT No. 25496438
Imagine how nice the world would be with men working cooperatively and no more competition for aging roast beef flaps.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:20:22 GMT No. 25496450
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>>25496407 I hate you!
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:22:31 GMT No. 25496454 >>25496478
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>>25496362 Also, i don't think it's anything to do with being gay. It's a form of parental feeling. You want to have a baby and you probably much more willing to have one that came from inside you. Artificial womb sucks and adopt babies it's difficult in Brazil.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 02:36:35 GMT No. 25496478
>>25496454 Cultural norms and perceptions aren't moving too well, and that's just what I think. Why it appeals to me personally is because women suck, artificial wombs kinda suck(because artificial) and making a kid together with a friend to be wholly yours is kinda cool. Spawning one in the literal sense feels foreign though.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 04:06:07 GMT No. 25496706
Bump.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 06:09:53 GMT No. 25496888 >>25499410
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Once we perfect the technology we can finally get our bottoms pregnant and do away with w*men, this will create a perpetual golden age for mankind.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 09:16:11 GMT No. 25497292
>Do you think it will be possible one day? It is technically feasible right now. >If it is, would bernd be a volunteer? To have my own kid without the aid of a woman, save for a donor denucleated oocyte? Yes.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 16:39:40 GMT No. 25498613
Bump
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 18:56:46 GMT No. 25499198
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mistakes into miracles
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>>25496888 There are many important things to consider, but that's would probably the most reasonable way for a cisgender men. The baby would born by the rectum. I think anatomically anus was not made to support such, but it's certainly the most proximal since it's elasticity. Despite this, probably have risks of deformity, laceration and need for suture. But none of these even matter to me. I would support all this pain without any anesthetic just to have my baby. There's no other way to create life without cost. There is no life without the screams, the contractions of the womb, the blood, the amniotic fluid spilled, the sphincter burning and bursting, the cry of the one who plays the role of mother in childbirth and the cry of the newborn. Giving birth is a burden of great honor and I too want to have the honor of giving life
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 19:56:12 GMT No. 25499426 >>25499465 >>25499627
it's possible to get a functional uterus transplant, with birthing trough c-section for male transplant recepients? in 50-100 years probably > volunteer i'd die or at least be too old for transplants by then otherwise, sure, I'd buy a couple of egg cells from decent females, to bring up a couple of my own kids, without a need to have social relationship with someone constantly propagandized by USAIDS to hate me
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 20:04:05 GMT No. 25499465 >>25511804
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>>25499426 >c-section Have only C-Section as option kind sucks. It's not good and healthy for the baby and it's not the natural way to give birth. It always a option, but a plenty of people are more comfortable with home births.
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>>25495181 I thing that i was noticing in this art is that when baby's head was pushed and slide through the rectum it will grind violently the prostate and some men could have a erection and ejaculate during the process. This can help to reduce the stress.
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 20:44:09 GMT No. 25499627 >>25499666
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>>25499426 >otherwise, sure, I'd buy a couple of egg cells from decent females People will judge me for this, but if a have the opportunity to get the sperm cell of a good genetic donor, i would get this too. I need to be honest, if we can choose this, no one needs to be a genetic trash. I'm ugly, big nose, 1,70m, pardo, the proportions between shoulders and hips are nearly the same, a little fat, scoliosis, etc. A sperm of a wealthy, 1,90m, white, blue eyes blond guy will make a baby with much more opportunities and good chances in this world. I would love to have a baby who looks like me, but have an Aryan baby growing inside my belly would make me less worried about his future.
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>>25499627 <wealthy >healthy fix
Bernd Sun, 23 Feb 2025 23:14:13 GMT No. 25500251
Bump.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 03:02:22 GMT No. 25500872
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>>25496407 >2 I always find it curious how sometimes women with big round bellies are like full in amniotic fluid and they squish it all when the baby is out. The belly that rests is death and flacid
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 15:15:19 GMT No. 25502813
Bump
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:39:39 GMT No. 25505704 >>25506612
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we need a nuclear winter.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 02:40:22 GMT No. 25506612
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>>25505704 >nuclear winter What?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:10:46 GMT No. 25511804
>>25499465 Unfortunately the male pelvis is just not suitable for childbirth. The baby's head won't fit through. Bernds here are thinking that the anal bursting is a big problem, but actually it's that the birth channel would be too narrow for a baby to pass through. Babies can't go through bone.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:11:54 GMT No. 25511819
artificial wombs are based but trannies are cringe
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