Congrats OP!

>>25493041 Thanks! You could say I just had aural sex -- virginity status, revoked!

only once?? I envy you, me neighbours used to have sex on a washing machine in the bathroom, annoying as fuck

Wizard status revoked

uhh, takin a wank over sounds of some other guy banging a milf? congrats, u a cuck!

>>25493045 'tis a rare delight

why are you here

>>25493058 Work related reasons, I'm not going into specifics. I will be leaving soon, don't you worry. Also Posen is a fucking disappointment. All those museums I had been told about and they were all shit. I went to the Archaeology Museum expecting interesting exhibits on Polish pre history but it was cheap models and replicas, and a ridiculous exhibition on Sudanese archaeology (started in the 70s, and based on the display descriptions, clearly Communist nonsense). The museum on the Greater Poland uprising was just two floors! Food is nice though, I love how you guys put chives in everything.

I too have never heard actual sex sounds. The closest I came was hearing suspicious rhythmic creaking coming from upstairs when the girl who lived there was alone with her chad bf

>>25493049 Interesting, perhaps Poles just don't care if people hear them have sex.

It horns me up to no end I can't fucking stand it It makes me want to commit crimes

if i heard someone having sex i would break down every door in my path and rape them

>>25493073 One day I made a noise (don't remember what, just some normal sound of being alive) and they stopped lol

>>25493050 I actually do feel a bit defiled to be honest, innocence lost. >>25493101 Lmao stopping mid thrust until Bernd leaves

>>25493071 Well, there are not many museums in Poznań, but they are building a new museum of the Greater Poland Uprising.

>>25493110 >Well, there are not many museums in Poznań, Wrong, there are many in the city centre. Very confusingly you had one on the Greater Poland uprising, and another called the Greater Poland Uprising Military museum, which really was just a jumble of military equipment. Also, there's a too heavy focus on audio-visual displays. Too many models, too many sounds, too many wax work dummies. It's so uncouth. Hopefully the new museum is different

I hear that often in my commieblock, pretty sad to be reminded that your neighbours have sex while you don't

i used to rent an apartment and neighbours were having sex, the womans screams sounded hot so I'd sometimes jerk off when they did it. Then I saw her leaving the apartment once and she turned out to be a fat sow and I literally felt violated

>>25493158 Is it better to live on the top floor then? How can you avoid such awful sounds in apartments?

>>25493165 >>25493158 This seems to be a common experience for Poles. I have lived in apartments too, and stayed in many hotels in the UK, but never heard sex. Either you're more sexually expressive, or your buildings are very poorly insulated.

Auslanders are invading our country and eavesdropping on our sexual activities like some sicko voyeuristic Peeping Toms, I will not stand this

They did it again lol. This time only she was moaning, so I think he was licking minge. They've gone out now, they might wake me up when they get back drunk. Meanwhile bernd has sat in all day and worked on various reports. Truly I am the only Germanic among these people. Time to get drunk myself (bought CZECH pilsner from the Zabka -- on the way out, a cute Polish girl attempted to sell me heated tobacco products, the stereotypes of Eastern European beautiful women are true by the way, but I could tell that it disgusted her to interact with me). Also, look at my dinner. This serek twarogowy stuff is delicious.

Now I'm a little drunk now I really regret this thread. I could have had a great day today withe Polish Bernd in Poznan, visiting the Greater Poland uprising museums, laughing over the dioramas (there is a little one in the military museum showing Polish Legion cavalry from the Napoleonic times killing British infantry, I would have teased him about the Partitions, he would have said Enjoy the Pakis, laughs had), and generally being bernds. But I ruined it all by being a fucking creep commenting on normies fucking next door, all because the sound is so new to me Fuck my life man, how many people get the opportunity to travel internationally for work, and then ruin it by sitting in a hotel room all day working, wasting the only chance to meet interesting bernds. I'm such a retarded fuck up.