set fire on everything

sniff the seats

I wouldn't do anything nefarious. I am not a nigger.

>>25491630 good goy

>>25491630 i had access to a building just now (while extremely drunk) but after carefully opening the door and poking my head in i found some whore working overtime at her laptop both times there were no cameras so i pissed in the corner.

the most i ever stole from an office building is an envelope with like 500 dollars in it

>>25491675 I never stole anything

>>25491694 >brazil youre playing the game wrong give me the controller

>>25491696 I am an incel because I never stole

im so drunk just forget this

>>25491704 im going to go buy more beer

>>25491710 buy a pack of cigarettes for me I'll pay you back later

>>25491720 smoking is unhealthy

>>25491723 so are alcohol and meth

Nothing.

>>25491612 >i would take anything that isnt nailed down to Literally all the furniture in the office is the cheapest garbage from the local store. The only valuable thing is Xbox X, but I am not a console fag.

I'd burn it down because Canadian society is a joke and owes me.

>>25491752 I can't blame you for being a drug addict in Canada, I'd be a fent zombie right now if I could and shit on the streets.

>>25491760 >sufferings >Canada lol

>>25491768 No one wins that competition my boy, you're lucky it's 3C so when I chain you outside you can survive the night.

I'm photographing this thread right now and will send copies to your boss. Also your relatives. Say goodbye to your employment, leaf.

>what would you do if you had access to an office building after everyone has already left? Probably film some mocap videos. After a few test/calibration vids I would pull out a few scrips and get as much footage as I can for my next batch. God damn, these capi-whatevers are getting harder and harder to decode as time goes on. Fuck that mentally ill spammer in his gay ass with a white hot rod.

>>25491782 op is a disabled man on welfare in vancouver he basically has carte blanche

I'd find the security guard and get into an existential-nihilist debate with him. t. watched Naked

>>25491799 kino reference

>>25491612 Yeah. I robbed my coworker once it was only $5. Normies leave their purses and wallets out but there is too many people it's not worth it. A quick tip put money in your shoe then run and hide it somewhere maybe the bathroom hide it really well and grab it like before you clock out or two days later kek

Go on toilet and save one (1) or even multiple (1-12) toilet flushes that I would have done at homes

>>25491612 nothing, i already have access not a thief