but there was enough algae and plankton and shit

What makes you think that? Do you have any evidence to support your argument?

there was also huge ass ferns and shit

In 1000 years, the thought that petroleum is dinosaur juice will be considered as ridiculous as the Ancient Greek belief that clams grow into geese.

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What about all of the other organic matter? Maybe there's another component we're missing like your brain in this equation.

>>25489459 This. Oil does not come from dinosaurs. This myth was propagated by murrican oil companies.

>>25489504 That paper precedes the actual discovery of dinosaurs.

>>25489456 dinosaurs were on the earth for around 177 000 000 years with many millions existent at any one time, thats a lot of fucking dinosaurs

Why are there hydrocarbons on Titan? Whole oceans of them, even. Did it have ancient dinosaur farms?

Thomas Gold (probably the foremost planetary gelologist of the 20th century) made a very strong case for abiotic hydrocarbon formation. He even wrote a layman book about it, Power from the Earth. t. Scotbernd stuck in Poland (I do not want Poles to claim this post)

>>25489689 Titan methanogenesis is entirely abiotic. Organic precursors are taken up into the atmosphere and degraded under UV, falling back to the surface as methane in liquid form.

>>25489699 >stuck in Poland Call a plumber to get you out

>>25489707 The organic precursors are aerosolised dinosaur particles that get taken up into the atmosphere, right?

>>25489699 That sounds like an interesting book. I have tried to look it up on Anna's Archive but I haven't found it. Do you have it, Kensington-bernd?

oil doesnt come from dinosaurs

>>25489787 It comes from poo in the loo. Are you from India, right? It just that all of your flags and people look the same to me

>>25489787 Dinosaurs want you think so that you'll stop hunting them

I want to grab Poland by the butt and do unspeakably queer things to them until they pass out and wake up gay and become smarter.

>>25489780 I have it, but as a physical copy. I may get around to scanning it. It's genuinely forbidden knowledge. Also, I'm Scotbernd, I don't know why it's giving me a Britball, especially when I'm in Poland.

>>25489859 Auslander raus

>>25489477 the idea that hydrocarbon fuels are of organic origin was planted in the press and popular imagination by the rockefeller family, owners of standard oil, starting in the late 1800s, in order to justify the idea that oil is a limited resource which in turn justifies the idea of shortages and resulting price hikes. the truth is that oil is so incredibly unlimited that even the first oil fields that were exploited starting in the 1870s are still producing robustly and no oil field that has ever been exploited has run dry. oil is produced from rock via natural superfluid extraction at depth and subsequently works its way towards the surface

oil doesn't come from dinosaurs but mostly from fossilized plankton or plants

LMAO, libtards don't believe dinosaur bones make oil because it's not vegan to pump gas made out of cute wittle dinosaurs boney-bones! Dawww, too bad because that's how it is, so go buy a Tesla, queers! Cars for men are made to combust liquidated fossils of gay herbivore dinosaurs and if you don't like that, you gotta pay Musk to avoid it, LOL! Libtards can't get a break.. sad!

>>25491018 teslas are full of plastic made from oil, even teslas arent vegan

>>25491018 most conservatards unironically believe in soviet era theories about abiogenic oil origins, seriously

>>25489456 This is very true. The moon of Saturn, Titan, literally has seas and rain of hydrocarbons, and these are clearly of inorganic origin, because there is no suspicion that such seas are organic remnants of living things. Oil and gas are clearly largely of abiogenic origin, and the same may be true of coal to a lesser extent. Hydrocarbons are very obviously not solely of biogenic origins.

>>25491055 This would explain why cuckservatives are utterly destroying libtards in every way possible, because believing in the truth is inestimably more powerful than being deluded and deceived by Machiavellian predators.

>>25489699 I read gold's deep hot biosphere and it made me a believer in the abiotic theory. Oil floats to the top in general, without dense rock to trap it there would be no reservoirs. It's simply coming up from really deep.

>>25492251 The problem with a deep biosphere is that it is very slow. Bacteria kilometers beneath the ocean floor are able to survive by developing very slow metabolisms, taking decades, even a century to divide, while in the surficial biosphere where food is plentifully available, bacteria can divide and reproduce in ~20 minutes. Much of the oil and gas is produced by purely abiogenic processes, and these processes are revealed by the existence of Titan's seas of hydrocarbons, that were certainly only produced by abiogenic processes.

>>25492199 Methane is CH4, no C-C bond. Abundant in the universe. Longer hydrocarbon chains are something totally different, barely any of them without organic life.

There is the abiotic theory of oil which the russians used to believe and miraculously found a shit ton of oil and gas everywhere.

>>25492199 Ancient dinosaurs flew to Titan just so they could die there and leave behind fossil fuels This was before ancient humans sealed off the earth's biosphere so that the dinosaurs couldn't come back

>>25491018 Joke post ofc but can someone explain why are conservatards so opposed to electric vehicles on a personal level?

No one has seen the inside of the earth. Just saying

If dinosaurs turned to oil then how come we're still digging up fossils? Checkmate, atheists.

>>25490659 >no oil field that has ever been exploited has run dry that's bullshit though >>25492251 who did the jew steal his theory from?

Turpentine and kerosene are used to lubricate the lifting mechanism inside the Earth, and as a result, oil is obtained as a used lubricant.

Bumb thread necromancy.

>>25496973 Dinosaur threads eventually turn into imageboard oil

Agreed. Daily there are jets flying all over the place, burning up all that oil over huge distances. Plus all the cars in traffic. It makes no sense. Something is fishy.