Is it time to buy toilet paper?

Should've went long on eggs

america can have seggs if they ask nicely

Not my problem I don't even eat eggs cause they give me gravy splatter shits

They're going to import like 15.000 tons of eggs from Turkey.

No eggs for the libs. Another win for Trump.

why do satanist communist transvestites can't live without their cheap eggs? a true red blodded white circumcised christian american eats one egg a weak like jesus says somewhere in the bibe

City regulations don't let you keep chickens but my neighbor has some. I only hear them sometimes which means they keep them indoors most of the time. Thinking about making an underground chicken bunker. I would be like that Austrian guy except instead of cunny I get eggs.