I'm 95% sure she likes me too. Only I can fuck this all up by being a pussy

Is it the mother you'd like to fuck from work?

Don't fuck this up nigga and make us proud t. your genes

>>25486078 No, gray mouse zoomerette

>>25486083 she has benin like Astolfo?

>>25486083 We have same settis rn

>>25486119 If I fuck this up I deserve to be an incel forever and ever

>>25486134 Sames I will have to unsubscribe from all those incrl channels if I succeed lol

>>25486083 Then I am not interested in this thread. Goos luck though.

>>25486063 >and ask my crush out What's the point? Do you have anything in common? Even if you do, why should you two bond together? Why bond with her and not another person, say a male? Do you want children? Why?

It's fucking over. I wasted 10 minutes with her on retarded interview tier conversation (turns out flirting in a foreign language is difficult). Then my already-ex-friend started intentionally cockblocking me IT"S OVER

>>25489514 Thats not how it works You need to make them drunk. Then they just jump on your dick. Sounds like ur stuck in hgihschool writing small paper-notes to girls.

>>25489514 Happened to me once, it was the perfect moment, we were high, watched a movie. When it was over she* looked me in the eyes and asked softly what i wanted to do right now. My heart screamed "I'd like to kiss you" - but i was scared of getting rejected, so i said some bullshit and destroyed that moment. I cried to /int/ about it afterwards, about 15 years ago. I still relive this moment and feel the warmth of her* glance. It was one of the most precious moments of my life. Good look, Bernd.

>>25489571 Very sad story. You didn't stay incel, did you?

>>25486063 Good luck! The only girl I had a "crush" on ended up rejecting me (she was also a gray mouse zoomerette) when I asked her out. I have no regrets and am glad I got it out of the way, since if I didn't I would certainly have ended up like this fellow >>25489571.

>>25489586 You want the truth? I am happily married with two beautiful, smart kids and hope for a third. I've got a good job, a house and i thank god for leading me to this point every day.

>>25489605 Cool, give some advice

>>25489610 Well, if you are religious: God will show you the way. If you are not: Pure coincidence. When the moment comes, seize it, don't be afraid, just do it - and everything else will follow.

>>25489618 The spirit of the forest helps me when I'm near the trees

But compared to the goddess Fortuna, he is useless

Tyche she hates me

>>25489571 >>25489618 >15 years ago guess what be poppin with the dating market now :)

"sorry I have a boyfriend"