saged this D*nish thread

Wearing white socks with my Birkens.

>>24923786 Fuck dig :DDD

Why?

The most German thing I've ever done is have Asperger's. The most Danish thing I've done is have mantits :D

inspecting my poop

Had a mental breakdown.

I just oiled the hinges of our apartment buildings door.

>>24923812 >The most Danish thing I've done is have mantits :D :D

Sat down to pee

being German

I always - always - wait for the green light at traffic crossings actually, like 99% of people here do

>>24923836 Wow, that sounds tough. Are you ok fren?

>>24923833 Why would ond not sit down to bee at home?

>>24923846 I will revoke citizenship as soon as I'm Swiss. Then I'm not German anymore.

Calles the cops on my Ausländer neighbors. Unfortunately, they weren't sent to Auschwitz

Ate kebab.

Called the cops on my Ausländer neighbors. Unfortunately, they weren't sent to Auschwitz

>>24923849 They like the smell and look of public toilets outside of the German speaking countries. They love smearing their piss around their bath with some mop, and then using that to clean their home.

>>24923781 >What’s the most German thing you’ve ever done? Applying for NEET bux.

>>24923862 That's an Ausländer thing.

Looked at my shit before flushing it

i drank dark brown beer and pooped my pants

I tend to consistently enforce naming conventions and bother coworkers with it to the point of them being on the edge of flying into a rage.

>>24923882 The German thing would've been to lick your pants afterwards.

Being against nuclear energy when I was young.

>>24923886 Just make the CI build reject commits automatically which don't follow naming conventions. Problems weren't.

>>24923868 I always look. The poop tells you a lot about your health.

>>24923865 I got gypsy ancestry.

ate a kebab once

>>24923850 Ist das erlaubt?!

>>24923942 I don't want to be forced to fight for brown people and Michels in the upcoming WW3.

>>24923850 we will still see you as a fucking foreigner t. Eidgenoss

>>24923959 I know. But I couldn't care less. You WILL have to accept me. Also you're probably Secondo

>>24923949 anti german and anti nationalism? extemely german you won the thread

>>24923949 Who will fight for Germany if all the bright people leave?!?!

>>24923963 Ha, no, i don't have to accept you t. Eidgenoss

>>24923965 My country ceased to exist 1945.

Gross premise, Dane outed as idiot.

>>24923976 Yes you will. Also I will vote SVP so that all Ausländer who come after me have to go RAUS

>>24923987 no, i wont. Also: you wouldn't be the first.

>>24923992 Stop being so butthurt, Reto. I will be a good boy.

I once bought a train ticket online for ICE. I accidentally unknowingly checked I use Personalausweis instead of Reisepass/passport (no one in Austria has a Personalausweis) The train-controller got mad and wanted to give me a fine for having a passport and no Personalausweis. I haven't been to Germany since then.

>>24924000 >butthurt i couldn't care less. it's just that i will never accept you Papierlischwiizer.

Is there an actual swiss bernd on this board after all?

>>24924015 No

>>24924008 Just send them over as soon as the next war starts. We need fodder for the meat grinder.

>>24924015 yes t. Eidgenoss

>>24924026 Can't do that when I'm Eidgenoss.

shart in my pants(I was a child).

>>24924031 >Eidgenoss. ""oath commonwealth"" Hmm, that's a weard thing to say.

>>24923978 think some germling thought his country ceased to exist in 1814, 1871, then 1914, 1945

>>24924125 oath-comrade

>>24924159 How does one become a cumrade?

>>24924233 you're a nordick so you became one by being born

>>24924236 So you're an actual swiss man? How does it feel like when all dem germans are coming and taking your jobs?

>>24924125 It's a mispronunciation of "Hugenot", dummy. You know nothing.

>>24924241 90% chance he's some kind of Balkanoid.

>>24924248 I thought the swiss were Calvinist

paying taxes

>>24924249 ALBANIAN? L B A N I A N ?

>>24924250 Indeed. Live and learn.

>>24924264 there's quite a different between calvinism and huguenots

Eat gehacktes and wait until a fucking pedestrian streetlight turned green and stand in waiting like a moron (I was in Saksa a few years ago). If I was based I would have jaywalked like a chad but all the deutsche chuds would have lynched me.

>>24924297 You are fine, as long as no kids are watching you jaywalk and there is nothing going on

>>24924249 No t. Eidgenoss

>>24924324 Do you speak a slavic language or a romance language (romanian)?

>>24924333 swiss german is a slavic language?

This threda seriously lacks German videos.

>>24924310 Why not? If anything kids should learn to be chads as well and disrespect the law. As I had said on another thread, Germans are the Chinese of Europe and are autistic as fuck.