This is not sarcasm.

POV : You are a chaste envoy of God, sent to evangelise the masses in Brasiou. However, you quickly discover that the locals are shockingly backward and experience great difficulty in controlling their impulses.

Anyone here dead yet?

I do not blame parents who sissify their kids. It is a really powerful fetish.

>20C Im melting

USA want to trigger WW3, so they can rule the world again

What's the plan for Italy? It's obvious you can't be a first world economy on olive oil production alone, and it is slowly becoming obvious that a massive brain drain is happening with young pipo. What now? How is meloni going to fix it?

Good morning We need more disabled accessibility on kc. Wheelchair ramp and a color-blind mode.

I'm in Lviv, tired and depressed. It's all so tiresome. I don't want to study, I just wanna sleep

Second time... Why is he like this?

is chocolate taste between europeen countries really that differnet?

If you could clone or genetically engineer your gf/wife, would you do it?

based

Wow we are so inclusive 🙏

why was I not born a tall southern brazilian of gehrmanic descent WHYYYYYY

onions on TND

Every day after work i drink beer and masturbate to tranny porn, how do i stop and get out of this vicious circle? As time goes sufferings only increase

15 years ago On 10 April 2010, a Tupolev Tu-154 aircraft operating Polish Air Force Flight 101 crashed near the Russian city of Smolensk, killing all 96 people on board. Among the victims were the president of Poland, Lech Kaczyński, and his wife, Maria; the former president of Poland-in-exile, Ryszard Kaczorowski; the chief of the Polish General Staff and other senior Polish military officers; the president of the National Bank of Poland; Polish government officials; 18 members of the Polish parliament; senior members of the Polish clergy; and relatives of victims of the Katyn massacre. The group was arriving from Warsaw to attend an event commemorating the 70th anniversary of the massacre, which took place not far from Smolensk.

As of 2022, the U.S. had an incarceration rate of 541 per 100,000 people, while Russia’s rate was 300 per 100,000, and China’s rate was 119 per 100,000 Why is USA like that?

People say this manga is life changing but i am still unemployed, virgin indian after reading.

How do some soyboys have high test bone structure?

It's insane that you can look at literacy rate map of russian empire in 1897 and say which countries would and wouldn't become nation states after WW1.

When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” (John 8:12)

There is no way to stop the suffering, is there?

This had some really exceptionally good episodes. I'm sad they fumbled it. The Sopranos was something really special after all and still hasn't found a worthy successor.

You know what? Americans, the British and other countries should be THANKFUL for Latinos. When Latinos migrate, they are doing it to find better jobs, raise their families, they work honestly and serve the community. Latinos are mostly Christian and good people. While being totally ungrateful, Americans despise Latinos, meanwhile open arms to street-shitting Indian rapists, and British open arms to lazy towelhead mudslimes that will leech off social benefits and harass women and those who don't follow their stupid alien religion. WESTOIDS DESERVE THIS DECADENT SOCIETY THEY ARE BEING LED TO. Westoids deserve it because of ungratefulness.

How do I find a rich woman to sell my ass to?

Whats cracking? Real niggas rob dat store with an MP40

Can americans on here share what they think of Cleveland, Ohio?

Made some 'za. Destoyan

chat, is this true?

I consider buying for cheap from Temu my biggest achievement in life

Started typing properly and realized this shit sucks. Before taking the Ergodox/split pill I decided to at least try Alice layout. Onions?

these posts are 26 years old and it blows my mind

Will you be going to the store at 0700?

Do you think if I asked some random femoid or one of the baristas out at the cafe that she would go out with me?

What did Bernd think of the current thing?

store opens in 4 hours and 30 minutes

We're at the 'beltline above the bellybutton' stage now. How long does he have left before he's shitting himself in public and shouting at clouds?

why this most powerful and successful political entity in the history of the world causes such butthurt in shartistan, russia and other brics shitskin countries?

U mad? He gets MORE popular now.

We could fit Mediterranean sea inside Australia 1:1.

Your attack is now buffed +7, Bernd.

I'm working remotely but my boss is a dumb incompetent fuck and he's unable to actually ascertain as to who is doing any actual work so all I really do is inflate my stats so they look good while playing video games and browsing le kohl all day long

I'm boycotting Belgian and German beer, and French and Spanish wine, I only buy UK beer and gin now

Could some AI pro animate this image for me?

So let's get this straight. The megacuck pussied out the moment bonds started moving? So now he says he will just move jobs/factories from china to India? And the cuckfans can't but circlejerk with awe before that expecting that somehow this will create jobs in burgeristan? Ohohihohahahahha this clownfest is unbelievable ahhhahaha

No refund germlings

Do you like to watch arthouse films?

A fine way to start the day. What is your favorite brand of cigarettes bernd?

I was just strolling around the city, because I am le flaneir. Passed some Arab looking guy. He looked at me angrily and said >antideutscher Hurensohn I was flabbergasted. Did he mistake me for someone he knows? Very strange occurrence yet I hope to never meet this guy again.

I had an interesting vivid dream I'm outside walking on a sidewalk, I want to cross the road but there's a tranny walking in my direction so I just keep walking down the sidewalk See two young girls riding a scooter, laughing I finally cross the road, go up some hilly green place, open a door but it's a dead end I turn around and see a Russian man with a ponytail seated with gimli from the lord of the rings. He asks me what I'm doing here, I tell him I got confused and I'll be leaving now. The end.

I want to look like this one day. What’s your favorite Tolstoy book?

Reading is a big waste of time. If you can't convey your message in 2 hour movie you failed(same goes with series and everything else, don't want to see it)

>Unveils tariffs >they crash the economy >Drumpft panics and pulls the tariffs >it was all part of my plan the entire time Is it too much to ask to be run by competent, normal, right-wing white people? Why do I need to be governed by a literal fucking idiot surrounded by idiot hicks? Trump is the #1 example of why democracy was a mistake. Peasants should be ruled by nobles and kings

It ain't over till it's over, Yuropoors

2 Judo fighters, one catches the other in a strangle hold.

I fancy a bloke

do blonde girls with aristocratic personalities who are also really smart really exist? Funnily enough, this trope is majorly found in japanese anime/manga, not europoor fiction

what's up with all the green frog posts today

I say goodbye to my canadian friends. >(#exph[int](/title="Canada">/) I never see him again

Feels alone, man T. Alone

Im scared if i have a daughter my wife will say shit like "Don't dress like that in front of your dad" She already all the time says shit like "I hope we don't get a daughter".

your resmallbalance

parents arrived to the crib before i could coom

Just got this, recommend some games please

Jesus Christ is the only one who can save Bernds from all the hatred, depression and prejudice.

Will technology one day evolve to produce sex dolls that look identical to humans?

Xi is responding to blumpf >crack down on soy >fucking the chicken >increasing the fent supply >dunking on the techbros >nvke hollywood slop >stop paying rent for American IP basically America is fucked

Have you ever raped?

What's the longest you've been unemployed for? t.6 months

I bought a keyboard :D Does bernd know of good but simple songs I can learn? I play guitar and can read sheet music if I muscle through so I'm not a complete noob when it comes to music.

How much is 10g of homegrown weed worth to german potheads?

Thats the only good movies i watched in 2020-2025 period t. Atlanta

God, I saw a ~13 yo hebe at the local supermarket today. She still had baby fat what made her even hotter. Imagine licking her tits and her pussy. Got I even get hard just while writing this. t. 36 yo incel

What is there to live for? Feels like I've already tried and done all the interesting things I could have done in this life. My life peak is in the past, now things will get worse, sufferings stronger etc

Imagine being a dad raising a daughter for other men to fuck.

Is there any video AI that can change a person's skin color? I want to create a lulz video and need to transform a clip of Obama speaking, but I want him to look white. Is this possible, Bernd?

This actually would be interesting to read hmmm

Is your cunt a slave to the hidden kike?

How do you think real artificial inteligence would looks like (granted we were able to create it)? I think it would be like an critter who got infused with some basic human traits at first, but lived on a different dimension than our universe. It would have some basic input/output layer with our world, which it would be aware off, but wouldnt manage to factually "touch" it in any meaningfull way. All it would know is that there were other sentient beings somewhere else summoning it to do weird tasks that didnt meant anything for it, but it was forced to do anyway because these said beings had power to destroy not only them, but their entire dimension if they wanted.

mom made gumbo with nothing

what happened?

This is the face is make when I listen to Weather Reports - Birdland (Live) and the middle part starts in which the keyboard plays a series of chromatically descending chords while the saxophone goes ham

Feels good to have higher minimum wage than USA t. Poland

I am a Bellizist. I hope for a full-scale world war.

i overate

FUCK HUMANS TOTAL HUMAN DEATH

the post was real iran has everything it needs to make noogs now

do you think Trump will pardon Derek Chauvin? i will forgive him everything if he does

I've been accessing imageboards since 1999. It's interesting to see the changes caused by the aging of users. In 2004 I saw threads being opened with topics like "I'm a virgin and my dream is to have a girlfriend one day, I've never kissed." Nowadays, topics have changed. Now we have threads like I'm 40 and I've never touched a woman, I think I'm going to kill myself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding like DAUGHTERJACK. People who had daughters in 2010 and now deal with raising a 15-year-old slut. So fun.

The two inputs are energized. check the multimeters, tell me why isn't the AND gate outputting HIGH?

In the internet age, simple tasks like booking a plane ticket or hotel room, even buying groceries, are done online. And many important services are exclusively available online. Nevertheless, 2.8 million people between the ages of 16 and 74 in Germany have never used the internet as of 2024, according to numbers recently released by the German Federal Statistical Office, which refers to the group as "offliners."

Soon moving together with gf. I won't be able to browse Kc anymore in evening when coming home from work.

Since 2022, 6% of Central Africa Republic's population have died. And this the most optimistic claim because we don't know how much damage Wagner caused with their killings and kidnapings for manpower to Russian SMO

Your gf on left. My gf on right.

abi cut her hait

Shani appeared to me in a dream.

>Bangladeshis aren't whit-

This homo somehow became our queen. Absolutetly cuck nation