good morning i couldnt fap today beause my cock didnt get hard

You are a Belarusian peasant in 1941 and the Germans have entered your village high on METH How do you survive?

my appearance

>Bernd, you've made me so happy :)

New Bimber.

What is this lip sucking gesture?

I've noticed that people who live near lakes and naches never visit them. People needing to take their cars to get there are more likley to see them often. Noticed this too?

my people trapped by the centralized multiethnic evil empire also known as france

Good evening cowards.

Break time at work Hello

✅ Called in sick for Monday ✅ Bought another crate of beer ✅ drunk as fuck This is my settis.

Why do people, especially americans seethe so much at China? Are they mad that their burger satanic kultur-terror is coming to an end?

Late last year I had shingles, for about 2 months I had really bad shingles running all the way up my left arm. Ground zero for the infection (fingers, especially the index finger) is still heavily scarred, doesn't have full feeling restored, and hurts intermittently.

Davos or Valdai?

Central Europe is my homeland

how to make money in totalitarian shithole if i'm a poor wagecuck?

African Twitter arguing if this model is real or AI. Could be some kid with an genetic skin defect? What do you think?

Why are all the mods zigger orcs?

Goods that are very useful at this time of day

AI will kill us t. jew

can I bake bread without proofing in the fridge? it's the first time I'm making bread this is my plan: >mixed all the shit today at 13:00 >will stretch and fold until 15:00 >let rest >about 17:00 I will divide it and form the bread >proofing until about 21:00 >baking at 21:00 my starter takes about 6 hours to double r8 pls and shoot your bullets

This is the only representation for Bernd in mainstream media

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How do I get outta this chickenshit country?

Just the the Brazilian police exchanging love messages and compliments with drug traffickers

How do Ukrainian children learn about the existence of the Russian language? Who is this enemy of the people who teaches Russian to children in Ukraine?

Can you believe this is the way the American Empire collapses? Not with a terrible war of attrition or a slow decay. But some retard and a bunch of methed out spergs who read too much /pol/ enacting their delusions.

This is what the Brazilians posters who talk about "whiteness" and such look like

Drink Red Bull and fly!

Dead cat bounce get em every time.

bought some games. rate

This is how i browse Kc

China will NOT be bullied.

Day 7 of nofap: my balls are heavy and they hurt.

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It's time for the Saturday drinkenings. Shall we?

What did he mean by this?

I am a very socially awkward person. I used to be a very heavy drinker, mostly whiskey and vodka, and this would help me socialise, or at least care less about what people think. Ever since I stopped drinking due to deteriorating health (kidneys are fucked) I lost all social interaction. I cannot talk with people while sober. What are some alternatives? Drugs? Maybe I should try weed?

Do you think that this is AI?

We will never experience this, incel bros.

what if I raped the bavarian pole?

Trump says he wants Greenland because of the dangers of China and Russia expanding in the arctic. What exactly are they afraid of? I dont understand yet. >Russia and China driving with ships through the arctic? >Russia and China occupy Greenland? >Russia and China occupy other land in the arctic which belongs to other countries? >Russia and China building oil platforms or try to gather other resources from the arctic sea ground? Or do the US of A just want >the mineral resources of Greenland? >more land? >more spots for nuclear missile launch sites

If the economic collapse actually happens liberal niggers will get a big reality check in regards to the nigger nature when they bust into their houses and loot the shit out of them cuz their welfare check didnt arrive and they want some kfc chicken. Just you wait its gonna get ugly. I hope you've laid some mines on your lawn and bought at least one assault rifle for the matter

Isaac fil Jurnet was one of the richest Jews in England and certainly the richest Jew in Norwich. He was a successful moneylender (he lent money to Christians and made a profit on the interest) and many people in Norwich, including abbots and bishops, owned him money

Should i spend time with soytards and women tonight (Spieleabend) or study New Testament and then destroy beer alone until i pass out

the most attractive part of a female, this is where i STARE

>buy etf and cryptos what type of dummy shill is that? literally jeet tier. if everyone is doing this you already know it's a jews game change my mind

>markets crash did everything go as planned trumpfuckistanis?

Well, /pol/?

If I was born rich my parents would have bought me a hot girl to sexually please me as a young boy Instead I masturbated to porn on the internet and ate eggo waffles

Can a human withstand a speed of approximately 30000 m/s?

Tonight I enjoy fine japanese cinema from 1956 and I cook. I do not cook Rodan.

>hurr durr chinks and SEA monkes stealing our jobs, we need our industry back! <but sir, americans won't work for bowl of rice >hmmmm, ok, than we will import h1b jeets/sea monkes into usa to make america great against

Bernds are in the majority uncultured swines sadly.

Austria doing counter-tariffs on USA. Its over for Trump and USA.

Did you know that washing your dick just after sex prevents 99.9% of all transmittable diseases

Now I have installed my new cpu, now I can have 20 tabs of kohlchan running at the same time.

You wake up like this lors?

I'm gonna splurge on those Jordan 1 OG Shadows. I like those shoes. Classic, timeless, versatile.

I miss old Russia. A superpower in all fields - military, culture, science. Everybody respected Russia. Russia was fighting for world dominance with France, USA, Britain. And now? It's just a joke.

americans die faster than thirdworlder brownzilians because their healthcare system is ruled by an african warlordtier lobby that overcharges them simple medicine it's so sad frfr

Me on the top left

good morning i have never ever and will never ever get a girlfriend

What would you rather throw into an active volcano: 1. Cute puppy dog or 2. Ten million pedophiles ?

did u get the flu vaccine

Why are Germans like this?

mongolians and scandinavians were the gigachads of old

Who was in the wrong here?

I remember about 10 years ago I saw a movie where the plot revolved about preventing assassination or corruption or something during some election in the US or UK or some other anglo country, and then in the end the main characters knowing everything rush to the place the winning candidate is giving a speech and discover that its empty. That the place only has a single camera pointing at the empty seat rows and a green sheet hanging behind them all while on live TV the president-elect or a newly minted prime minister or something makes his speech and the people sitting in those seats applaud. I can't find the name of the movie for some reason. Does anyone remember?

My head hurts :( alcohol hurts me. painful!

i have 300€ left for the month and am about to buy premium burger with premium buns for about 50€. rate

So endlessly satisfying to tear apart Japanese wooden kites with murican .50 cal firepower

Why does video game industry despite being largest entertainment industry feels so hokey and viewed as low-degree entertainment?

Trump won globohomo lost

I’ve been living among Saxons for one week already and I think they’re nice, down to earth people. A bit bydlo maybe, but at least they greet each other when they pass each other on the street. Saxony feels like the rest of Germany 20-30 years ago.

Ive had a strange video recommend on yt today. How would you rate?

Stock bros it's happening again. My retirement money. I'm financially prolapsed

gf sent these

Have you ever had this feel when you encounter a clip from a movie that was released just recently only to learn that the clip was uploaded 10 years ago?

Why are muricans such shakers-panicmongers? Every Trump fart ends up in mass hysteria.

Whats this song from pls 🙏 tell me kc

ORANGE MAN JUST SAVED US!!!

Does Bernd use Matrix? Can you recommend rooms to join?

Do you like staring at flashing lights?

American tourists in Ireland refused to pay the fee. So they got whipped. They paid him but he still whipped them some more afterwards. Then they appologized as he was walking away. Who was in the ring here?

How do drug sellers send so much stuff over mail/postal service and never get caught? Can't they see in the postal office that theres a zipbag full of pills inside the package? What the fuck do they do all day?

in America there is a chain of restaurants called Cracker Barrel its headquarters is located in Lebanon, Tennessee

I have crazy anxiety having to meet with people

ChatGPT image model refuse to make this image, following my instructions. We need an open source model of this thing as soon as possible.

say something nice about my doggo

I wish i had a boy like that as my personal sex sllave, no homo

Giggity.

I don't mean if you feel very happy. I mean whether you are satisfied with what you have, what you can do, or how you live.

Vile tranny plot to molest kids uncovered

Do you know any black metal that's actually good?

how come trump is doing what he's doing? how did things get to this point? he's turning the world upside down

Bren ever been stalked by a crazed female?

Is this the most pretentious faggot ass profession? They don't even do anything. The players have their notes to play the music. They might as well not be there on the stage. Its all just for show.

This is how we deal with squatters down here

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened