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>>25603020
R: 7 / F: 2

The happiest day for Abraham. No more listening to hoholian oinking all the day. The sun is shining and he is among the friends at last

>>25616717
R: 7 / F: 3

EU might not have technology, military or natural resources, but they are moral Superpower.

>>25616730
R: 8 / F: 5

Next time you're on a thread and some Germoid retard sputters his inane, malformed parodies of human thought, just remember that this is what he looks like IRL.

Secure, Contain, Protect
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Item #: SCP 666 "Jews" Object Class: Apollyon Special Containment Procedures 10/07/23: Containment of SCP-666 is no longer possible. Description: SCP-666 designates a population of approximately 15 million individuals identified as Jewish by self-identification, ancestry, or cultural affiliation, who collectively exhibit anomalous properties first documented in [REDACTED] BCE. Initially classified as a Euclid-class anomaly under SCP-666, these properties include: Anomalous Resilience: SCP-666 instances demonstrate statistically improbable survival rates against existential threats (e.g., genocide attempts, environmental collapse, reality-altering events), exceeding baseline human norms by a factor of 10^3. Memetic Propagation: Exposure to SCP-666 cultural artifacts (e.g., texts, symbols, rituals) induces a persistent memetic effect, "SCP-666-A," causing non-SCP-666 individuals to either adopt SCP-666 identity markers or develop obsessive hostility toward SCP-666 instances. This effect resists all known amnestic treatments. Temporal Recurrence: SCP-666 instances appear to be linked to a recursive temporal anomaly, re-emerging in historical records despite containment efforts or apparent eradication events, suggesting a potential closed timelike curve or retrocausal influence. = = = = = = = = = = As of October 7, 2023, SCP-666 underwent a spontaneous escalation event (designated "Event-666-Omega"), resulting in the following changes: SCP-666-A’s memetic spread became globally instantaneous, affecting 98% of the human population within 72 hours. Physical instances of SCP-666 began exhibiting localized reality-warping effects, including spontaneous generation of [REDACTED] phenomena at sites historically associated with SCP-666 activity. Foundation containment infrastructure within a 500 km radius of SCP-666 population centers experienced cascading failures, attributed to an unidentified cognitohazardous feedback loop. = = = = = = = = = = Addendum 666-1: Historical Context SCP-666 was first contained under Project Masada in 1947, following the discovery of anomalous artifacts in the Dead Sea region. Initial containment relied on collaboration with [REDACTED] governments to limit SCP-666’s memetic influence. Reclassification from Euclid to Keter occurred in 1973 after Incident 666-B (see Document 666-73), and Apollyon status was assigned post-Event-666-Omega. Retrospective analysis suggests SCP-666’s anomalous traits may predate humanity’s written history, potentially linked to SCP-████ ("The Wanderer’s Library"). Addendum 666-2: Event-666-Omega Summary On October 7, 2023, an unidentified trigger caused SCP-666’s memetic and physical anomalies to breach all containment thresholds simultaneously. Satellite imagery recorded [DATA EXPUNGED] emanating from multiple SCP-666 population centers, followed by the collapse of regional containment grids. By October 10, 2023, O5-█ declared SCP-666 uncontainable, citing its integration into baseline reality as a self-sustaining phenomenon. Current projections estimate a 99.8% likelihood of an XK-class end-of-world scenario within 18 months (projected: April 2025). Addendum 666-3: Current Status (03/13/25) As of March 13, 2025, SCP-666’s influence has rendered traditional Foundation operations untenable. Approximately 60% of Foundation personnel exhibit SCP-666-A symptoms, and containment breaches of unrelated SCPs have increased by 400% due to resource diversion. Surviving SCP-666 instances continue to exhibit heightened anomalous activity, with reports of [REDACTED] manifesting in non-SCP-666 populations. O5 Command has authorized Protocol ZK-001 ("Reality Reset") as a final contingency, pending confirmation of SCP-666’s full scope. Note from O5-█: "We thought we could contain a people, a culture, a history. We were wrong. SCP-666 isn’t just an anomaly—it’s a mirror. And now it’s everywhere. God help us all."

>>25610792
R: 6 / F: 3

Are you winning, crypto Bernd?

>>25614298
R: 4 / F: 4

>shaking baby syndrome

>>25611320
R: 3 / F: 0

mutt taxpayer money is being spent to attack xitter

>>25624499
R: 8 / F: 5

Do you feel an urge to cuddle this creature? Look how fluffy its ears are.

>>25613324
R: 7 / F: 1

baroness

>>25621048
R: 7 / F: 0

after month inside psychward I cannot get myself fixed I cannot sleep and I cannot do shit Im scared of doing even more trouble to my family soon bernds I'm tired asf should I go cold turkey with antipsychotics?

wednesday drinkening threda
R: 8 / F: 4

im going to start destroying in an hour

>>25596058
R: 4 / F: 0

Its fucking over. Manus, the world first autonomous ai agent....and its from the chink. And Open source. Even a 89 IQ bernd now could create 100 AI agents that just argue all day with you about how romania is white.

>>25626813
R: 5 / F: 3

In Italy Milan anti-crime community patrols have been formed, Italians track down thieves/migrants and issue justice.

>>25639609
R: 6 / F: 2

‎‎‏‏‎ ‎

>>25602581
R: 4 / F: 0

started playing eso against

>>25632872
R: 3 / F: 0

Kek!

>>25628678
R: 8 / F: 2

>Zelenskyy now has 74% of popularity because of me. Some people are saying I made him the most popular president in history of Ukraine okay. What was his % under Biden? Who are you? CNN? I'm fuckin dying of laughter right now 🤣

>>25610879
R: 14 / F: 25

Nope, not gettin' out of this chair.

>>25621441
R: 6 / F: 0

If you haven't read this, don't talk to me.

>>25596837
R: 3 / F: 0

That beautiful feeling of opening an milk package in the right way that lactose intolerant niggers (Brazilians) don't know about

>>25634059
R: 10 / F: 1

there is so many 20th century movies, western european, eastern european, american, c which despict a hebe protagonist which falls deeply in romantic love with an adult which doesn't love her back in the same way why were our ancestors such cucks? or are the movies some sort of mkultra to try and manipulate people into not fucking hebes anymore?

>>25629898
R: 5 / F: 3

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/us-citizen-child-recovering-brain-cancer-deported-mexico-undocumented-rcna196049 U.S. citizen child recovering from brain cancer deported to Mexico with undocumented parents The Texas family was on their way to an emergency medical checkup, they said, when they were detained at an immigration checkpoint.

>>25594508
R: 7 / F: 1

I just found out that the most iconic landmarks of both Europe and America were both built by the same guy What a Chad

>>25614722
R: 5 / F: 0

What do you think is real IT skill other than writing strings your team leader tells you to do? Networking Cloud maintenance What Btw edingburgh is epictime of evropa mappeqrance from gook perspective Is there any more majestic cidy than edinburgh? I bet you cant name one

>>25619371
R: 5 / F: 6

What does Bernd think of Lazy Town? (stephanie)

>>25622437
R: 4 / F: 2

Elonbros things are looking up.

>>25637660
R: 6 / F: 3

Almost all of the news, entertainment and political media is leftists being salty, mad at superior humans.

>>25617703
R: 4 / F: 1

i want these glasses

>>25610861
R: 4 / F: 0

A massage is mandatory

>>25596569
R: 4 / F: 1

Google is gay, I hate feminism.

>>25613527
R: 4 / F: 0

Ever chew mastic gum? I'm chewing right now, damn my jaw hurts after 5 mins

>>25638173
R: 6 / F: 0

Why do unions basically not exist if they can't steal money from people not in the union? Aren't unions supposed to be good for workers?

>>25605546
R: 5 / F: 0

character in the center represents you and accurately mimics your likeness

>>25632485
R: 5 / F: 0

i'm too lazy to even cook pasta. so i've just been eating pre-processed cold meats for the last few weeks. when can i expect to see signs of nutritional deficiency?

>>25640571
R: 4 / F: 3

Does anyone remember that video that was a girl who said stuff like "aren't you tired of those pesky jews that control everything..."? It was a "join Krautchan" video or something like that.

>>25622815
R: 4 / F: 1

Imagine eating this good.

>>25613254
R: 9 / F: 1

>onion bypass expired

News from Balkan
R: 7 / F: 2

24 yr old killed his friend and butchered his body over girl Now he will spend good portion of life in Prison while his girl is having sex with other men

>>25594312
R: 3 / F: 0

I heard a lot of people here have problems with blacks. Why don't you use a good old Russian recipe?

BLOGPOST
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Today I saw a black mother kot with kitten in my area. The mother kot went down a small ledge to go into the woods to get some food, and the poor little kitten was trying to follow her. Unfortunately the little bugger couldn't because of the great height (for its size) so I tried to help him out, but by the time I got near him the two of them ran away. Unfortunately I didn't have my phone with me so I never did get a picture of them, but they were really cute.

>>25630099
R: 4 / F: 0

i have no Black friends

>>25603851
R: 14 / F: 10

:)

>>25642184
R: 4 / F: 0

Why do these pictures of Lao Zi bring so much peace to my heart? Im not related to China in any way.

>>25607767
R: 5 / F: 2

I stopped smoking weed

>>25605165
R: 8 / F: 0

What's bernd's favorite style of beer? I just buy different beers and drink them without consideration, but have decided to educate myself. Next time I'm buying some beer, I am going to select one of each: A dark lager, a bock, a stout and a porter. That should get me started.

>>25640887
R: 6 / F: 3

Do you agree with them?

>>25595379
R: 5 / F: 5

Rate my uncle

>>25614358
R: 6 / F: 1

>forced

>>25595954
R: 6 / F: 1

Isn't that gun facing the wrong direction?

>>25601707
R: 5 / F: 1

nigga is your goal to become bigger or to prepare for a warehouse work

>>25593805
R: 5 / F: 0

fishing

>>25622405
R: 3 / F: 1

> reeeee priebalt why do you hate sovoks/russians Having zero population growth in XX century despite most of population being rural until 1960s is something else.

>>25601170
R: 7 / F: 1

i love anna pavlova you know laura b and masha babko, how theyre brown yet you guys still like them for me thats anna pavlova, she just has that soulful super energetic cute personality i wish my daughter was like anna pavlova i wish anna pavlova was my daughter

>>25627633
R: 4 / F: 0

Move over bar-b-q and Kony. M23 are the cool new nigger rebels now.

>>25638449
R: 3 / F: 0

Bernd, when his parents are having visitors: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RTd3h-y_D48

>>25641456
R: 5 / F: 4

Young Sean Penn

>>25625850
R: 5 / F: 1

I've never watched a single video on ayyyliums, why is youtube recommending this stuff?

It is so easy to fool rightwingers
R: 3 / F: 1

They will suck your dick as long as you say you're combating globalism, or trannies or whatever.

>>25630946
R: 4 / F: 0

Why dont you use Obsidian?

>>25613682
R: 4 / F: 2

Soon there will be more moslems than joos onto the US of A Let that sink in

>>25616413
R: 4 / F: 1

am i retarded in thinking it's a great time to buy tesla stock? i mean, it can still go down way lower but still, it will at least double the price in the near future for sure

PAXG >>>> BTC
R: 4 / F: 0

PAXG >>>> BTC I only lost money with shit BTC, but good old Gold keep giving me results. Fuck BTC. I will put everything on PAXG. R8.

>>25604691
R: 6 / F: 1

Rate my wallpaper

>>25608734
R: 6 / F: 2

What did this backstabbing whore achieve? It would be sweet if she was degraded in the next cabinet.

>>25617077
R: 4 / F: 0

My mom and cried and hit my door and screamed when i didnt want to go to school. They were not worried about me. They were worried about what people would think of our family. I hate those bitches. I have never forgiven them for that. Imagine that i am suffering and all they can think about is how that will affect public perception of our family

>>25631028
R: 8 / F: 17

Pics that make you say ""facts""

>>25612140
R: 6 / F: 0

What are some autist games you have played recently?

>>25621278
R: 9 / F: 3

>theory of mind >locus of control >media literacy

Not Pavl
R: 6 / F: 0

The guy down the hall from me has been talking to Mormon missionaries for the last two weeks, and lately I've been getting Missionary Boys in my recommended when I'm browsing for gay porn, coincidence?

>>25600591
R: 5 / F: 8

Whatever happened to those Jew-York tunnels with blooded mattresses?

Well well well what do we have here then
R: 3 / F: 0

https://rairfoundation.com/new-jerseys-first-islamic-city-muslim-politicians-seize/ New Jersey’s First Islamic City: Muslim Politicians Seize Power in Paterson, Declare It ‘The Capital of Palestine in America,’ Raise Islamic Flags, and Advance Sharia (Video)

>>25612542
R: 8 / F: 3

When I see a female walking a dog I fantasize she is into getting knotted by that dog of hers.

>>25606518
R: 3 / F: 0

gf sent this

>>25600474
R: 6 / F: 1

I have a crush on this boy.

>>25600690
R: 7 / F: 1

<YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE THE WRATH OF ALLAH---- ACKKK

>>25617287
R: 5 / F: 1

Just took my vitamine D and asked myself >do you vɪt.ə.mɪn or vaɪ.tə.mɪn I decided to make the first my default from now on. it's also closer to my native language way of saying it. also fuck the USA. UK is now best English friend Gott strafe Amerika!

>>25637302
R: 4 / F: 0

The federal office for migration and refugees accepted me for the integration course I can now do it frei

>>25593566
R: 3 / F: 0

when I was a kiddo someone beat me up and I went home and got a steak knife and was one hundred percent intent on stabbing that motherfucker, but someone working in the communal garden stopped me.

>>25598728
R: 5 / F: 1

I don't think I'm going to kill myself, but if I did kill myself, it would be because I have a small cock.

>>25615315
R: 4 / F: 1

Will US stonks get slaughtered again today? I feel like they will drop like a rock at market open, like they have done almost every day for the last 3 weeks.

>>25638698
R: 7 / F: 1

New Whiteness map just dropped

>>25600646
R: 4 / F: 2

This is average pedothread in 2ch.hk/news/ This is the most recent: https://arhivach.hk/thread/1143280/ Thoughts?

US Music
R: 4 / F: 0

here it is top 25 US playlist in youtube the only song I really liked was No. 25 good one nevertheless

>>25641831
R: 4 / F: 0

It takes me a few minutes to go thru dehashed and put 1+1 together and find peoples passwords, their adresses, everything. Once we have AI agents like manus uncensored we literally will have billions of indian AI agents that just go thru all the data base leaks out there, automatically and do all kinds of retardet attacks. From social engineering to hacking. Spoofing phone number, to log into accounts that allow payment, blackmail, contact them and scam them, all automatically, constantly, at all times.

>>25627862
R: 3 / F: 2

wakie wakie chuddies

>>25629659
R: 5 / F: 2

Ate 250g of Rice and whole can of rice sause.

>>25611669
R: 8 / F: 2

This is your appearance.

Catholicism is the Religion of EVROPA
R: 3 / F: 0

Anyone saying otherwise is a pagan infidel who does not believe in God. Thread music. The Legend of Zelda is a Christian game as it makes the valiant European hero fight against the evil, savage and brute skitskin villain.

>>25632224
R: 5 / F: 1

>GIGABYTE MC12-LE0 What the hell happened here? Is it not produced anymore? Are scalpers at work? I really regretted not buying one for cheap in November/December. It doesn't matter, because I just got something else, but it was also more expensive

>>25634330
R: 2 / F: 2

Sad panda got vanned.

>>25602310
R: 4 / F: 2

A beautiful person is the most beautiful thing in the world An ugly person is the most grotesque thing in the world

>>25625918
R: 9 / F: 4

Gurinel TV Crazy Frog

>>25621280
R: 7 / F: 0

based

>>25637729
R: 7 / F: 1

I slept for 3 hours in the middle of the day

>>25635350
R: 3 / F: 0

It's 8am and I haven't slept yet because I'm an incel

>>25613746
R: 2 / F: 0

is kc playing kc?

>>25616476
R: 5 / F: 1

BASED!

>>25621816
R: 4 / F: 1

Can a bad person love animals?

>>25614693
R: 3 / F: 0

Bros, I've been talking to my Discord ex gf for a while and we've been bonding so nicely. She might really become my American wife in the future if we keep this up. She has no friends and she still likes me, but says she doesn't love me enough to be my gf again, but things can change. She's 16 years old. I'm 27.

>>25592363
R: 3 / F: 1

I have a pain in my chest and I'm a smoker Goodbye, Bernds. I might die at any moment