Imagine eating this good.

Tired again. Have to say goodbye, to my friends, my foes, everyone on kc! Kisses!

Spryed WD40 inside all door handles/locks so the mom is less loud opening/closing them.

Should Ukraine strip ethnic Russians of their Ukrainian citizenship, as was done in Latvia and Estonia?

Are you ready for the Democrat extinction event?

niggers

What was the Industrial Output of the Russian Empire right before WW1?

Auferstanden aus Ruinen Und der Zukunft zugewandt Laß uns dir zum Guten dienen Deutschland, einig Vaterland

Why is the word DASH so popular? Stacey Dash, KarDASHians

>tfw you absolutely despise liberal democracy and find it insufferable, but other systems are even worse maybe humans should just die off

Euros get paid once a month for working a job. I cannot think of a more cucked thing.

onions are the biggest losers and cucks of kc and irl too i suffer as onion nobody sfufres as greatly as onion psoters

god i love trump

Math is great

Good behavior is often just a excuse for cowardice

KWABAWBOTY

Brazil is a dream land for me. Paradise manifest.

I had to make a twitter account to see my old friends posts and decided to check alices after and she allows people to message her so i immediately got angry when i saw her name her profile and just sent her a bunch of destroying messages now and told kill to herself and laughed at her. she hasnt checked yet probably cause not blocked me yet i also looked for a few other runescape ppl twitter profiles after that of ppl that i hated and also messaged them destruction stuff

does this give you feels?

Polish startup Clone Robotics is creating robot using tendons and muscle fiber powered by vascular system, with a 500 watt electric pump as compact as the human heart, allowing it to supply hydraulic pressure to the entire muscular system. The Clone also has its own nervous system, which will ultimately consist of four depth cameras in the skull for vision, 70 inertial sensors for awareness of joint positions, and 320 pressure sensors for muscle-level force feedback

How do I get at a writer's level of proficiency in English?

Have you ever been to a Danish dog brothel?

AI will NEVER reproduce this

Are there are any games that have lots of minigames? Like "games inside a game" type of thing. I know GTA and stuff like Fable or Fallout has a bunch of minigames in it, like you can gamble in NV but this types of things is mostly inconsequential. I guess JRPGs are like that but I don't like them much. I remember I played Shadow Hearts 2 PS2 and that game was chock full of stuff, characters had their own playstyle and unique systems, or like Pokemon had its stuff like contests and safari and whatnot. So IDK.

this city is too small for us 4

does anyone work 9-5 anymore? where I live people come to work at 10, come back to work like 13.30 and leave at 16.00 fucking wagies are not working at all. is it sames in your country?

When will Putin launch his own crypto pump-and-dump scam?

Bernd actually just wanted to go to the urologist to have his fertility checked. Bernd would never have thought that the examination would end up like this. It all started quite harmlessly. The receptionist took his details and there were the usual magazines in the waiting room.... When the very attractive and self-confident doctor asked him into her treatment room, everything seemed quite normal. She said that he was in the right place because she was an expert in sperm examinations. Full of confidence, Bernd revealed to this wonderful woman that Bernd had another problem, namely his excessive sexual desire. Bernd had difficulty controlling his urges. The expert nodded slightly and then asked him into the next room. Her methods were somewhat controversial but very successful - especially when it came to urges. Behind a screen, Bernd discreetly removed his clothes and stepped out. The doctor had used the time to open her gown slightly. The view didn't show much, but gave a hint of a lot. She told him to stand in the middle of the room and walked slowly around him, examining him. “Very nice...” she said, “it will be a pleasure.” She gave him a little pat on my bottom and then turned her attention to examining his testicles. Feeling her fingers kneading his balls excited him so much that Bernd couldn't hide it. She laughed and said that Bernd needed to relax more. She told him to stand against the wall, where there were two hooks next to him at shoulder height. He didn't have time to think about the situation because she had fixed him extremely quickly and skillfully. His eyes were also blindfolded. Bernd decided that everything would surely make sense, because such a wonderful woman would have nothing bad planned for him. He felt her firm grip on his member, which had now grown to an impressive size. She was now going to take a sperm sample, she told him, massaging the part of his body that needed it. He almost fainted with pleasure. Bernd had never experienced anything like it. She was so demanding that Bernd couldn't hold on for long. The relief shot out of him and was immediately collected in a special cup. “That's pretty good for a first time,” her voice rang out. What that meant was shown to him in no uncertain terms, because she was now working his nipples and arousing him anew. His best piece began to harden again. Bernd felt her skillful grip between his legs. She gripped hard and firmly. She was wonderfully rough and then very tender again. Bernd could hardly believe how quickly Bernd came for the second time. “Very nice,” she said, "I'm going to milk you completely! Then it should be quiet for a while." What did she want? Milking off? Was this treatment really necessary? But Bernd couldn't think about that because she took off his blindfold and showed him the sperm cup. A milky white layer covered the bottom. She drew a line in the middle of the cup with a red pen and indicated that this was the target. He was getting scared because he was beginning to suspect what she was going to do to him.... After a good 2 hours, Bernd was completely exhausted and the last drop had been extracted. He was finally allowed to go home. He was due to see the doctor again in a fortnight...

I forget so much more than i remember about my life Just recently it was like a full year of my life suddenly illuminated and its so depressing lmao

When Gukesh Dommaraju became the chess champion it was as sweet as Trump winning. :D

new type of german door opener

What if i was god bernd

shoobeedoobee

Alexandre de Moraes will NEVER be a real woman.

Why not a Mediterrane girlfriend? They are submissive, fertile and committed.

It's on tomorrow, get hyped!

are you this racist?

that feel when no gf

The rise of AFD is something else

>musk is lying to you >you cant fraud social security because funeral homes have the legal obligation of informing the govern someone is dead in order to close down the payments >so there is no fraud

https://kitchener.citynews.ca/2025/02/26/trump-pushes-25-per-cent-tariffs-on-canada-and-mexico-to-april-2/ >U.S. President Donald Trump has pushed back tariffs on Canada and Mexico for another month, saying they will now be implemented on April 2. Why does this keep happening? Is he just going to keep pushing the tariffs back every month when he remembers he NEEDS Canadian wood?

i want to ejaculate in a child's navel hole

We won zsisters

The public prosecutor is certain: Parminderjit S. (27) has used severe violence against his girlfriend. They still want to get married soon. According to the prosecution, Elisabeth was literally tortured by her now fiancé from May to August 2023. The Indian (now a German citizen) lived with her at the time. The public prosecutor accuses him of eleven criminal offenses, including several dangerous bodily harm and rape. Parminderjit apparently beat her mercilessly when his girlfriend did not "do his bidding". For example, when she did not serve breakfast or did not wake him up on time. According to the prosecution, he raped her twice, other times he poured hot water over her and hit her with a Playstation controller. According to the public prosecutor, he also extorted Elisabeth's debit card and passwords. Or he stole all the apartment keys and locked her up for days. "She was totally emaciated and screamed when I tried to hug her. That's how I noticed that she was black and blue under her long clothes." The family drove into the apartment together, discovered broken glass on the floor and demolished furniture. "She told us that her boyfriend had beaten her and asked why we didn't save her," said the mother. https://www.tag24.de/justiz/gerichtsprozesse-dresden/trotz-angeblicher-pruegelattacken-und-vergewaltigungen-22-jaehrige-will-brutalen-ex-jetzt-heiraten-3362810

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Most of you have no idea how tired I am of this world

All gringos living in Brazil are pedophiles.

NIGGER

Drumpf is KGB agent

T 🛑 Pedo panic continues! 🛑 Hansen corners a rabbi 🛑 2000s internet is still so aesthetic! 🛑 Last episode before the cops show up! Tune in next week for EP3!

nigger

You've been told lies all this time. THIS is the full picture.

Seems like solid logic?

Are you aware of your body odor? Do you wash regularly so that you don't smell?

imagine eating this good

Woke up. Disabled

Want to pitch your tent in nature anywhere on screenshot 1? You can, but only on the designated cuck perimeters in screenshot 2. Why is Denmark so un-Scandi-like? The apple has fallen far from the tree.

I've never expected that I'm going to see the collapse of the US live.

Gustav has been caught

Printed something.

Foreign man encounter wytpe pipo for the first time.

Does Brazil have elite favelas, they're still favelas but reserved for upper crust faveldos?

Iceland/Faroe Island: 99–100% White Poland/Czechia: 98–99% White Slovakia/Albania/Hungary/Former Yugoslavia: 97–98% White Italy/Luxembourg/Hungary/Finland: 96-97% White If you live in a cunt where you don't have to interact with chinks, niggers or pakis you have already won at life.

All foreign policy of all countries is fundamentally based on the Thesis which is as follows: "we have to exterminate them all for security reasons". The only difference between countries is in how many layers of instrumental goals you need to go through to reach the Thesis at the base. For ISIS it was 0 layers, and for established powers like US or China the number is around 6.

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Is this watchable or made for roasties?

I wish imageboard cultures had more space to some down in the middle opinion regarding stuff.

What is your opinion on this individual?

why in child porn the children always want to put their fingers in the penis hole? its a bit scary to think about having your urethra violated like that

I am 38% German-American. How can I support my German brothers worldwide? Us Germans need to stick together. I want community! I have been learning a little bit of German to show solidarity. But there are so many liberals in Germany it gets discouraging. I want Germans to stick together internationally like Jews, Albanians, or Chinese do in Chinatowns.

The Axis of Evil has been formed

So. What happened to krautchan.net, Switzerland?

There are 19 refugees entering Germany every 10 minutes

Was the nazis right wing?

We officially entered Weimar 2.0

my gf is in the kitchen cooking my favorite cake and making sarmale which if you didnt know, is the best food in the universe meanwhile i am grinding av rep in wow classic and chillin you guys should stop hating women, they are nice additional info: none

Hi Bernd, I’m stuck on a decision and could use some advice. I’m looking for a vehicle that I can take on road trips, do some light camping in, and just generally have a bit of freedom with. Right now, I’m torn between getting a camper van or a station wagon. Camper van pros: More space to sleep/live in Cozy little home on wheels Can be self-contained with a bed, kitchen, etc. Camper van cons: More expensive upfront Harder to park/maneuver Station wagon pros: Cheaper to buy/maintain Station wagon cons: Less space for sleeping/living Might need to set up a tent or get creative for camping I don’t need anything crazy—just something comfortable enough for weekend trips and occasional longer adventures. If you’ve had either (or both), what would you recommend?

>America WINNING like never before >China WINNING like never before >Russia WINNING like never before >Israel WINNING like never before everybody is winning except us eurosissies... why are we such pathetic losers?

Based

Are there exit-polls of Germ elections?

Hot!

why is kcs onion site faster than regular?

Obama was last US president who was the dominant person on planet Earth. Everyone on Planet Earth was either scared or respected US and had to play with their terms. Obama was also probably the far-rightest president US ever had

I broke the lumbar support on my new chair with my hands. I broke it in half because it made noises and it made me angry. Now my back hurts. And i cant afford a herman miller chair because im a NEET so i have to study and become rich. My life is so fucking shit

thanks ai

Tell me about your day Bernd. I'm listening.

So far I'm enjoying G.M. Trevelyan's History of England and I'm on Chapter 5 the Second Nordic Invasion (which was the Vikings this time). Although I find that his shilling for Christianity being a force of progress is somewhat biased. It was the works of the ancient Greeks and Romans which were more accurately progressive, these particular works that were ultimately saved by the monks, not the religion which they practiced.

Is the Holocaust fake?

What's your honest opinion on Brazil?

eh? you fucking dickheads? got anything to say for yourselves?

Can the Z3 machine by Konrad Zuse in 1941 be considered the first real computer in the world? By computer I understand a programmable machine. That is, not a machine that do one thing only like an ASIC, or even an FPGA, but a machine that has software. Or only the machines that follow the Von Neumann architecture do that? Was the EDSAC and EDVAC the first computers then? https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konrad_Zuse

How is the life in multipolar world?

Post 5 funny things you did this week. Do not include clownified information. Failure to reply will be seen as gay, and therefore you will be blocked.

Russia just defeated Ukraine over reddit allegations

We have the same as Swiss. So, Brazil is a kind of Swiss?

horse bodyslam nigger

how does this work

Fuck this gay Earth

Absolutely destroyed my butt at the gym today.

Turk raped a Jap now the Japanese PM is mad. Also says that many people come from Turkey on tourist visas then disappear. >https://www.sankei.com/article/20250221-7UK7RTPXENF6DLAJ47LNPTRJIM/ >The Prime Minister stated, "The most important thing is to follow the rules, but we cannot say for sure that everyone will follow them. As the Japanese government, we absolutely cannot tolerate any harm to the lives and property of Japanese people caused by foreigners who do not follow the rules. We cannot coexist with foreigners who do not follow the rules. It is the responsibility of the Japanese government to prevent such people from staying in Japan." >Takahashi pointed to the case of a Turkish man who was arrested on the 19th for stalking a woman and sexually assaulting her in a park, explaining, "There are many such cases." He also said, "There are many people who do bad things without a resident status. I want them to be deported and dealt with swiftly."