>>25512615
R: 37 /
F: 12
Ans 8 year old in Brazl.
>>25508531
Why don't Western producers do it vertically? Having it horizontal is a waste?
Russia gonna ban Russians from 20% of the internet
RosKomNadzor of its own initiative included Cloudflare into Registry of Information Distributors. Now Cloudflare in theory has 10 days to negotiate backdooring and moving the storage of personal data of Russian users to Russia with RosKomNadzor, otherwise it will be subject to fines and penalties like blocking. Cloudflare provides hosting and CDN to approximately 20% of the internet, including KC. In practice anything may happen anytime, two weeks ago RKN blocked Viber but then a week later remembered that its not included into Registry of Information Distributors yet and only last week finally added it in there post factum. I doubt they even bothered notifying Viber. tl;dr Russiaballs might disappear from KC (again)
>>25490691
<Talked to Putin—smart guy, TOUGH! Russia’s AMAZING, fantastic culture. Best talks ever. Zelenskyy? Total loser, third wheel—SO annoying! Wants Starlinks & weapons for Russia? Sign the DEAL! PEACE, not war. SAVE LIVES!
Elon and his hoes
Hue. Elon is the absolute autist Chad. He is the bernd that succeeded.
>>25501425
How do I start love? I don't feel like love is in the air with my setti: don't have friends and as motten bernd said i post foods on kohlchan for social interaction
>>25488197
>Massive demonstration in London <zero coverage by any major media outlets Why don't they report on this major event, what are they afraid of?
>>25517294
this is literally me. this is my spirit animal. i am a furry and this is my fursona
>>25501599
Three matches in one day. They all ghost me after talking for a while. It's over
Elder Scrolls goes woke
The new elder scrolls will take place in a new region called "hammerfell" which will be populated majorily by a new race called "redguards" which are just nigger arabs and strong independent women who don't need no man. Can't believe they had to make it political, I will give this 0 stars review on steam and metacritic because of bugs, the game is full of bugs. Unplayable even.
>>25499113
Does the president of your cunt post memes on social media? Whats the best meme they ever posted?
>>25511361
Why wasn't there a German resistance after ww2? Hitler did tell them to keep fighting after all. >japan didn't because their god emperor told them to surrender >Italy turned on their leader when they started losing and said actually we were the victims all along if you want to know the truth about it like all Arabs do when the paint is on the wall What's germans excuse?
>>25520663
Damn it, man. The future is suddenly more grim that one could expect. Plan A was: The Wect pulls its shit together and starts helping Ukraine for real, Russia gets weaker, Belarûs deserts and switches sides. Plan B is: ???
>>25515142
>create sharepoint site for the Team >put all useful files, info there >noone in the team ever looks at it, they keep asking me about stuff that is there I hate wagies so much I think I will fire one of them to keep the rest in line
>>25520247
Hello bernd I have determined that I must start working out to improve my chances with the ladies. What parts of my physique need the most improvement?
>>25512855
wat do you think of this bench, bernd? i'd like to have a carpentry business making things like this though i don't know how to actually do it
>>25493243
they want to send me to study 5 years to be a fully fledged officer instead of little junior shithead. are they retarded? who wants to waste 5 years of their life doing nothing getting tiny wage for the grand benefit of being able to go up a few ranks higher
>>25511521
China invades fishing waters of all the nations. Overfish it to the max they can then they Feed the ground up fish to vertical pig farms. And then china exports the meat to US of A
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro About to be Arrested
The fascist pig that ruled this country for 4 years will be arrested at any time from now. Our blessed Supreme Judges are carefully taking care of this case, as it was uncovered the disgraceful plot/attempt to destroy Brazilian Democracy. He will most likely die in Jail, which is a good thing! Fascists either rot in Jail or Kyselves.
>>25517234
I just took a very bold action. Some secretary made a mistake, made me go ask another office in another place for some permission to do X. We needed no permission since the procedure is Y. Wasted day. I call her and sort it out in like one minute. We say goodbye but I dont hang, I put the phone in my pocket and say loudly "STUPID FUCKING CUNT". Call ends. A minute later she calls me but ends the call immediately. Then she sends a message asking me to please dont call her outside her official shift lol
>>25501260
Damn chinese is fucking hard, no wonder they are so smart. Just drawing one of these characters is an IQ test everytime.
>>25513020
If I was a boy in her school, I would never masturbate to anything but her videos.
Native english speakers
This is a video of an english lesson in a very cringe state TV funded german school series. I'am just interested if the two Negroes are native english speakers. Thanks.
>>25519653
What awaits Bernd after death? Why is this question so hard to answer, when there were already so many difficult mysteries solved by humanity's smartest? It shouldn't be difficult at all.
>>25501540
why germans so eager to build military again? You arent going to be.........evil?
>>25504175
The troons used actual encrypred government channels to horny post. The very same ones they use to plqn counter terrorism operations.
>>25487502
This is how I see Europe thoughts? also post yours https://www.mapchart.net/europe.html
>>25517068
>KhC 2025 >every single thread is botspam, pedospam, political spam, or whining threads >there's not even an attempt to have serious discussion because all users are bottom of the barrel subhumans or have simply given up I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore. I'm too addicted to this shithole gutter.
>>25493577
Pedophiles who like boys live in tutorial mode because things are so easy for them <at a barbecue with friends >a friend's son asks to go to the bathroom <"bernd, take him for me" >I do <the boy says he's done, but he needs me to clean him >I go into the bathroom and he's already standing up <semi-flaccid penis, huge for his age(4y) >wut <I clean him, wash my hands and go back They would never ask me to do that if I were a girl. The life of a straight bernd is hard.
>>25484606
How am I supposed to post on KC in 2025? I tried 10 times and it was "Wrong answer or expired captcha."
>>25494016
Chad can take what he wants, often virgins in their prime, while you have to negotiate for Chad's cumdump leftover roasties. It's over for the 21st century Western male.
>>25503353
Is confusing these two the most common mistake when it comes to speaking english on the internet?
Could socialism fix the incel problem?
From a Marxist lens, the incel problem isn’t just about “wahh, no gf,” it’s a symptom of capitalism’s festering alienussy—alienation, that is. Under the bourgeois jackboot, you’ve got wagecucks slaving away, commodified to hell, while the Chads and Stacies hoard all the social capital like it’s fuckin’ gold bars. The incel’s a prole of the sexual marketplace, see, crushed by the class divide between the “haves” (smug gigachads banging 10/10s) and the “have-nots” (you, crying into your anime body pillow). Now, flip the script to a socialist utopia—smash the patriarchy and the private property that props it up. No more incels when the means of reproduction (read: access to companionship) get collectivized, fam. Imagine it: the state seizes the dating apps, Tinder’s algorithm gets replaced with dialectical materialism, and instead of swiping right on a yacht-owning finance bro, everyone’s assigned a comrade gf based on mutual class solidarity. No more “height requirement: 6’2” or bust”—that’s bourgeois decadence. In a worker’s paradise, your labor’s value ain’t tied to your jawline or your bank account, so the incel’s existential dread evaporates like vodka in a gulag. Plus, free healthcare means therapy for all you socially awkward degenerates, and communal living means you’re forced to talk to people instead of shitposting on KC all day. The incel problem? Solved when we abolish the sexual aristocracy and redistribute the vibe. Chad’s harem gets liquidated, Stacy’s hypergamy gets BTFO’d by the People’s Republic of Equal Vibes. Everyone’s a winner, except maybe the ruling class, who’re too busy getting rekt by the revolution to care.
>>25484156
Are digital goods really your property if the company can just change the terms of use after you buy them? Why not just pirate everything in that case?
>>25490828
>friday, walking home, rush hour just started >see many couples and friends laughing together outside doing stuff together >i'm going home to be by myself again, have nobody to go out with even if i wanted to >almost 30yo so this will be my life...
>>25510339
I'm getting sicker within minutes and I just had a nosebleed No more nose cleaning for me This is going to be rough
Jas Gripen gets new cruise missile – “Can hit targets in Russia”
The Swedish Armed Forces are equipping the Jas Gripen with the Taurus cruise missile – which can hit targets at a distance of more than 500 km. This is the first time Sweden has acquired an attack missile with such a long range. The Swedish Armed Forces state that this is a new capability, which is to be operational in 2028 on the Jas 39 C. The new Gripen E will also receive the Taurus missile at a later stage. – This is something that the Swedish Air Force has wanted for a long time. It allows you to hit targets in depth. The adversary already has such weapons, so you are at a disadvantage if you do not have them, says Mats Helgesson, former Chief of the Air Force. The Swedish Defence Materiel Administration, FMV, has been tasked with ordering the missile from Germany. It will then be integrated into the Gripen system. The news is contained in an appendix to the Swedish Armed Forces’ annual report, which has just been made public. Taurus was developed by German MBDA together with Saab Bofors Dynamics. It is a cruise missile, which can, among other things, strike bunkers, radar stations and other targets far behind enemy lines. Taurus has several, combined navigation systems, such as image recognition, inertial navigation and GPS. Ukraine has previously wanted Taurus from Germany, because it can find its way even if Russia disrupts satellite navigation in an area. But Germany said no. According to Saab, Taurus has a range of more than 500 kilometers, which means that the air force's offensive range increases significantly. Sweden already has Robot 15. But it is a naval target missile that is on the defense's warships and fighter aircraft and has a range of 100 kilometers. The new version of the missile, Gungnir, has a range of 300 kilometers. The Taurus therefore reaches significantly further - and is used against targets on the ground to reduce an opponent's attack ability. – You can shoot them down from Swedish terrain, and hit targets in Russia. You don't have to go in and drop a bomb over the target, says Mats Helgesson. He believes that the new missile makes a big difference in the threat that Swedish fighter jets can pose to Russia. – Especially if, for example, you can fly all the way into the Baltic-Russian area. Then you reach far into Russia, says Mats Helgesson. In the latest defense decisions, the Riksdag has stated that the Air Force will receive so-called long-range capability. But it is only now that it is clear which cruise missile it is. – Taurus is a very good cruise missile and it is available in several different versions, says Mats Helgesson.
>>25517078
drinking alone is the best feeling instead of talking to another drunken retard, you can calmly listen to soviet songs then slip on the ice when going outside and hit your knee and limp back inside to drink more
>>25518126
Do you think bernd will be alive to witness Halley's Comet returning in 2061?
>>25490489
Hunter Schafer, the trans playing Jules in Euphoria had to renen her passport. All of her documents including passport said F for Female. Now she got an M since she is trans MtF and tjerefore "biologically male."
>>25498765
>ah yes this natural formation and happens all the time by itself in nature nothing s uspicious to see here! t. soyence my nigger how retarded u have to e t believe thi swbullshit?
Myths about your Kountry
>"brazilians shower everyday!! we are so klean!!" False. Last time i showered was 2 weeks ago, my room smells like my ass (not in a good way). Post Myths about your Kountry/Kountrymen.
>>25506102
How do I make censored text on kohlchan? You know with a black line over the text.
>>25488529
As I'm getting to age 35 I'm starting being more attracted to fully-figured women. My dick goes wild seeing fatty belly or wide ass. On the other hand skinny women looks like skeletons to me. Am I being affected by some kind of psyop?
>>25494325
day 3 captcha still on AND mods are actively silencing dissent about the captcha
>>25495567
when did germany get top3? im pretty sure japan was ahead of germany by like 500 billion or something
>>25518861
(((WHO))) is bankrupt and short of 1,5 billion My prediction is they going to release their bugs and blame it on trump
MUTT Puritan Mind Virus
Ameridumbs will call you sick for Lusting after FULLY FERTILE female Mutts are anti nature Anti evolution Anti beauty MuttOrcs live in artificial society worshiping some vaginal laws
>>25491612
what would you do if you had access to an office building after everyone has already left? i would take anything that isnt nailed down
white fever thread
I love white womyn so much it's unreal. Don't care for gooks or latinas.
>>25485617
If Europe, Asia and even Hispanic America are depopulating, how can we solve the nigger problem in Africa? There must be a way to exterminate that vermin without pulling a trigger. And we will do the job properly unlike the idiot boers and their stupid obsession with niggers. They could have gone full Wounded Knee on those tribes, yet they chose to keep them alive. We must not be like the Boers cucks and kill all negroes.
>>25513148
What are the most complex softwares that exist? I thought it were RDBMS like PostgreSQL, SQL Server or Oracle DB, but ChatGPT says it's operational systems like windows and linux.
Addie's Gift
Hello, Bernds. It is now the 20th of February, well past Addie's birthday. Any news?
>>25513790
Guys I won't lie It's kind of disheartening to see stupid faggots make millions while I do my best and achieve nothing
