What would you do if one day government came to you and said you have to pay child support to your kid now age 3 from some Woman that you don't know (or maybe you once met in past) They say that mother has declared it was your child and you are now obliged to support them!

Imagine eating this good

The captcha is raping me help Bernd

I'm quite out of shape.

wczoraj żul dzisiaj milioner budzę na klatce schodowej się na łapie siedzi rolex

I love Normogroids getting scammed out of their money by buying monopoly money

How tf do I know what these guys are called? So for Italy its 3 letters yi-da-li But 'yi' is made of 3 letters itself and I don't know what the names are.

my typical day wake up jerk off browse tiktok jerk off sleep jerk off browse kc jerk off watch movie jerk off play vidya jerk off go to store to buy daily sausage or meatballs jerk off sleep

Why is America so great?

Anti-drug commercial

Thread for ebinposting since le ebin lauta died ans death.

What would Bernd do in this situation?

what is the difference between >collectivization and >nationalization I think its the same.

Dlaczego Bernd nie może płacić za wszystkie towary transportowane przez Amazonkę, wykorzystując rezerwy wody Amazonki? Bernd jest zirytowany na maksa. Jest napisane „Dostawa do Niemiec”, 9 dolców za standardową podróż tratwą Amazon na całym świecie i szacunkowa opłata importowa w wysokości 48 talarów. Niedawno Bernd był nawet w stanie wyłowić buty z amerykańskiego Amazona za pomocą bonu podarunkowego, a teraz? Artykuł mówi również „Wysyłka przez Amazon”, ale płatność nie działa.pozdrowienia z Niemiec

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i don't think trump is actually doing anything other than driving them underground. if anything he is only helping to build the resistance.

*laughs last, laughs best*

You nonces do realize if you break her hymen, by 12 or 13 her doctor will know there is no cherry down there during check up and will start asking questions. Yes she will make up a story to protect bernd but by then she will get tormented by her doctor, psychologist, her mom, a cop and a lie detector machine to maximize the chance bernd will be snitched out for good. You will not get away even if your little one gets traumatized and gets ptsd mental damaged for good.

Be honest: You would enjoy having a Gura doll.

Hear that hohol? Forget about it!

Thinking about creating and spreading fake news making up screenshots of fake news-articles. Seeing how much leftists seething about it I think its based. Maybe I can come up with something and then international news are deboonking it, that would be hilarious.

Visited ans hooker. Pictures were fake and I turned at the door. She was visually pissed because I asked her to do makeup etc. Sucks to be her. Next time use real pics.

I tried to get my OnlyFans waifu to record a special message for Bernd but she's not gonna do it :( Don't try to live so wise Don't cry 'cause you're so right Don't dry with fakes or fears 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end

How does one become a KC personality? Do you have to embody a striking archetype? Do you have to do outrageous stunts? What's the secret?

Will I be able to buy the book "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish" in Ukraine? Is this fairy tale known in Europe?

Is this the worst hoster on earth? I never managed to download anything there.

So the name for china is zhongguo which means "middle kingdom" and the name for USA is meiguo "beautiful kingdom" Why don't Trump just rename USA to beautiful land or something.

How do you deal with strong willed cunts?

I started making ans video gaym I will not tell you what it is yet because the idea is not super clear yet but I've been working on it since two weeks it feels good to change from soy intelligence to some large scale coding project from time time. I think I could do this full time

Me every time I go to a prostitute

If God made the human body perfect, why would he ask you to tear off a part of it?

What is this gay shit?

Would you rather be called Anon instead of a Bernd, like you were back in the 8chan?

Will Ukrainians be able to carry out a new Maidan to recognize Vladimir Zelensky as the lifelong monarch of Ukraine?

Poland,Czechia,Iceland or Hungary? Im sick of Sweden and i want to leave.

Does Bernd use Spacehey?

You on the bottom

Used to work in a big cruise ship wanna ask me anything?

How come Stairmaster associates with roasties? Is the machine different from running up the stairs like Rocky?

A German dating app for shitmunching faggots asked its users who they voted for. Exfoliate your onions.

Hundreds of thousand of generations of genetic perfection thrown into the wind in less than 5 generations

Do we have reason for cautious optimism?

Monthly reminder.

I ate over 873 atoms today.

i burned the shit out of my tongue on some food that i microwaved that was too hot

Dumpster diving looks fun https://youtu.be/ZKNaJSJDYiU

Eject your assumptions about the average Bernd. Male, 33 year old, underachieving, average attractiveness, social recluse, tends to drink too much, overweight but not obese, slightly to moderately mentally ill, has childhood trauma, thinks he's right wing but he actually longs for socialism, hates women but longs for intimacy with one.

The current pope, Pope Francis, is hospitalized under critical condition.

Doctor Doctor Give me the news I have a Bad case of lovin u

I lived in Warsaw for 2 years, and left it more than a year ago. When I visited it last time, I wrote down my feelings that I want to share with you. From my diary I probably love myself in Warsaw, my emotions and actions, the things that I did, stepping over myself. Wawa is a city of spring and summer, although these seasons are not long there, but they are in my heart. When you come as a guest, you don't feel the comfort and warmth that the city provided when I lived in its center. People are still friendly and pleasant, but they are no longer your people, and you are not theirs. Most of the time, when I think about Warsaw, I think about walking around the center, exploring the local corners, thinking about where the difference in our culture came from, adopting Polish culture for myself, and it suited me. It's amazing how many little things there are in this city, but to collect them, you need to do just that. When you come on business, you miss it, and the rest of the city turns out to be ordinary, languid, boring. And probably many tourists see it that way, but I'm glad I saw a different side. I often think about lying on the beach, near the Vistula River. I think it helped me a lot in my time to overcome depressive thoughts and an unloved job. Lying on the beach is a kind of meditation plus the pleasure of the process and vitamin D. That's probably why the sun always shines in my Warsaw. That's when I learned to love people, even though I've been doing it for a long time. Listen to yourself and listen to yourself, stopping at those moments when it is required. I missed that. I had a lot more plans for this city, I didn't have time for a lot of things, I didn't live through many emotions, although I wanted to. And I'm not going back to that. But this is no longer a question of the city, but of myself, of my ability to live the life I want. I'm still a long way from this skill, even though I've come a long way. But I don't regret it, or try not to. Desires are often short-lived, and life and desires change with them. There were plans for Warsaw, there will be plans for Amsterdam or whatever else. Perhaps it was a necessary qualitative transition. Warsaw is a city of search and formation. Amsterdam is a city of love and happiness. And the nasty winds that make you remember a lot of positive things when you try to think about the good things during your commute. Strangely, I've lived in Moscow even longer, and the city has left far fewer memories and legacies than Warsaw. This is probably a good quality of the city. And I'm glad that I had such an experience. And perhaps I don't want to repeat it again. And then only the new

Anonymous forums are the only place we can hang out. Everyone would hate us if they new who we are.

Ukranian refugee in Buenos Aires claims that she is treated with more respect here than in Ukraine

America is collapsing

we want to rape her and we cant; this makes you feel impotent. this is why we support Shariah and covering females and end their higher education and ban them from sports

Now that kohlshit has gotten new raids from sharty will we get new braindead sandniggers on this site like last time? P.S. hang child molesters

Should I get rocked out of my mind on 'lac beer?

Me when I see brown people bragging how superior is their country.

kek

Webm thread short videos that mean something?

Happy birthday, SMO!

sweden yes

I'm fucking tired of masturbating How do I kill my libido once and for all?

When someone kills someone you lose one life but when you punish someone for killing someone you lose 2 lives. 2 wrongs dont make a right.

I will do ANYTHING to get rich, not selling my ass or some, crypto is going to save me

why does not Berlin follow the example of Wien when it comes to housing? minimum wage after taxes is like 1600€ in gaymany, most apartments that are adequate are around 1000-1500€. thats almost as bad as in Budapest. what does the city government do to address this issue? I have seen that in Berlin, Linke is winrar in the federal elections. Could they also win the local elections? If so do they have any plans to solve the housing crisis of Berlin?

guten moin moin ^^ Coffee status = drinked Food status = eaten Fren status = if you play your cards right good start into the week, enjoy this nice monday!

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How come girls can eat your cum, but i would get sick if i even touch my penis without washing hands. Did women evolve so their stomach doesn't gets sick from cum and cock juices?

apologize

Eating an's pidser :D please r8

What do you think about trannies

Möllö

Does moving to a new city help you to stop being an incel? Does it reset your life?

What is Bernd's opinion on the Age of Enlightenment, in particular, in regards to politics? Did it have a good lasting outcome or do you think it has been a mistake for the world in general?

USA wins again

wow that's quite small, bernd

Long term GF of best fren is pregnant. They tried for a while and I am happy for him but basically I just lost him. No more getting fucked up and talking shit. Reasons to stay in this shithole: 0

Literally nobody posts anymore since the captchas.

That feel when I've been hitting the gym super hard and taking protein supplements and I'm getting serious results. I'm gonna keep this up.

You'll be dead soon, so why worry?

Have you ever had one of those pooping experiences where it felt like you were sodomized by a well-hung African gentleman and when you looked on the poop shelf afterwards your poop looked 20 cm long and as big around as your fist?

Dont feel so good...

I hate living here. Constant noises. Never quiet. I just want to leave. I might just move to a 1 room apartment.

https://rumble.com/v6plwwi-the-view-from-moscow-special-interview-system-update-414.html

Chinese slave labor forced to work overtime through the night in the dark.

So will he ever walk again?

>The only supplement you need

I want a soft, weak looking femboy bf who is also a rapist of w*men. It would be so hot to suck the rape fluids of his cock before fucking his tight, pink busy.

all ssri/snri/tricyclic/etc drugs against anxiety are worthless and benzos are a death sentence. how the fuck do i manage this shit?

Well, I got fucking fired today. It’s enough for someone in the USA to fart, and I in Poland am already screwed. Luckily, I’ve saved up around 250k, so I’m thinking of "investing" about 100k into some kind of business. Do you guys have any ideas? I’m not interested in crypto or the stock market because I don’t know shit about them or their trends. Ideally, something where I can sit in front of a computer rather than opening a business like a kebab stand and having to slave away there. I was thinking of becoming a streamer tho

It's day 3 of being sick and I already feel good enough to open my laptop instead of browsing KC in semi sleep all day What are some comfy gayms I could play maybe some city builders and such? Something like RimWorld but more comfy?

It would've been better if I was never born; I say this with 100% certainty after dealing with this life of mine.

she is going to die of kidney failure :(

you work hard, your money gets stolen by the government and the banks finding a good woman is entirely RNG what's the point?

>having bpd as a man its so fucking over

strong independent smart female shit this makes me feel so fucking emasculated, jealous and hurt

All those who have wronged me in the past will pay one day. That includes some of you Bernd. MAybe not in this life but in the next life everythign will come back to my opponents

This life has been nothing but suffering and inconvenience for nearly 30 years. Why then, do I still live? The most reasonable course of action would be to remove myself from this shitshow but I don't. I don't know why I'm still here. I'm a lonely miserable autist with dying, old parents. One of them I haven't been in contact with for over a year. I almost have nobody. I have no prospects for the future either and I was recently jailed over some stupid bullshit, which I will have court over later. Notwithstanding the problems at large with the world which are too numerous to count. I'm so tired of this, I can't even manage my life effectively nor remember it very well or fondly, I can't do anything with this life and I always get taken advantage of. It's over, idk why I'm prolonging this, I don't enjoy anything in this life anymore. Not that I did, I always tried to escape it with gaming but even that has waned. I find myself talking out loud about my situation exasperatingly and with no good answer to any of it. Something must be done or I'm as good as a goner I'm afraid.

Imagine eating this good. Let's see allies food.

I’m close to hitting Legend. Best some faggot that thought free to play is something to be proud of. Well he cooks not defeat my full money deck. So get rekt. I can only advance with starship warrior and Zerg dk. Everything else feels too slow. Zerg do has a lot of explosive growth early on but starship warrior is very consistent. Which I prefer. If I hit legend this season I’ll post and brag. I almost hit diamond in wild but got rekt. Can’t seem to find a meta deck to use. I think I could climb with librams but I do t want to craft the cards.