is it true that brazilian portuguese sound like russian to bernds

Onions on the ROMAnes?

My American manager said he wants to touch my base on monday. Is this something homo?

In case you needed to know.

I hate myself.

im usually unlovable by society, and kc

Imagine living in post WWII world. Stable economic situation. Economy is actually growing. No housing crisis, you could easily rent or even buy a normal house, not a 15sq meter cuck cage. A simple worker could have a decent life. Politicians weren't that retarded because they actually remembered war and its consequences. Incels didn't exist basically.

I want society to collapse so i can start hunting rats and the pets of people to eat them, without anybody judging me.

Comment peux-je etre comme cette homme? Il est si fort, si courageux, tellemment super-chouette. Je sais que il couche avec tout les femmes jeune.

I'm quitting smoking. Any tips? I just feels like it doesn't suit me anymore.

so what are u doing this friday night? im watching some minecraft videos

I managed to make it to day 9 without drinking, what say you drinkinkots??

that feel when the KohlChan mods wont ban you

This is what Germany is all about now

here's your government assigned gf

I'm thinking of going to the theathers after over half a decade to watch the Minecraft movie? Based or krinj?

Polish girls were asked to rate a photo of an average Pole

‼️Trump demands $350 billion EU energy deal to lift tariffs — Politico President Trump has rejected the EU’s offer to lift tariffs on cars and industry, insisting that Brussels must commit to buying $350 billion in American energy to avoid his new tariffs. “We can make $350 billion in a week,” Trump said.

The raccoon has returned and I’m worried because it’s very bright out. He’s been eating our stale bagels for about 45 minutes now. This is not natural. Anyone ever eaten a raccoon? I could kill it right now and it would be legal but I won’t. I have a burrito. What creatures are in your yard?

Eatenings ans cibatta with camembert (deluxe label, that's how you know it's good) and a glass of wine

GuMo

Tell me where this is from and is there more?

Post your cunt and does your cunt celebrate ramadan In USA nobody noticed the fake foreignigger holiday

Check my gf.

Would you?

Desktop thread Your browser layout/customizations thread.

is it true that women can tell if a man is a porn addict purely from his physiognomy

i haven't lurked kc in about 6 months, catch me up on what i missed

what tariffs did Trump put on r*ssia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Georgia? where to get such information?

Once Stalin’s formidability as a leader became undeniable, Himmler came up with the cope idea that Stalin was actually of a "lost Nordic Germanic Aryan blood type.” Stalin’s leadership could not be reconciled with what they saw as “Judeo-Asiatic”barbarism intrinsic to “the east”, which led to some form of "admiration" to Stalin.

my dinero, twenty hours into wakefulness bros browsing kc for more brainrotty session

Who do you prefer?

Just few minuten ago I was in [insert famous franco-sphere Fast Food restaurant] and there were a bunch of homeless people right outside the door, one of whom was constantly going in and out of the restaurant. The big negro that was doing the orders had enough of this after a while and said to go back or they call the police, at some point he even shouted "just go to mcdonalds, isn't it nice at mcdonalds?" Now the big negro was french, and the homeless guy was apparently hungarian because at some point he shouted in broken english "hungarian strong! HUNGARIAN STRONG" It was all in all a 9/10 experience, food was ok too

Why do I have to deal with this country and its retarded MAGAts especially when I didn't vote for Drumpf this time around? I wish I was in some other country.

>leftists/rightists this or that >twitter thread >trump/elon thread >pedo thread >grappa thread

I bought a core ultra 5 245kf, probably not the best choice, but I needed a new cpu. My old 6600k has done enough, time for retirement. Got 32gb of ddr5 ram.

>tfw you see someone camping in the wild

Germany is back, baby!

I was thinking about that barista I met at the cafe today and getting her number but I am reluctant for a variety of reasons, as you would know Bernd.

Ask anything to someone who won't be bald anymore in a few weeks.

How do I keep track of people replying to me? Do bookmark and check each thread I've contributed to manually or how do people do it? Share your pro tips.

This 20yo brazilian tranny is selling videos of it getting fucked for 150$ Would you pay so much money for 9 videos?

Are you ok america?

Imagine feeding homeless people under the guise of a Youtube video but you poisoned all the food and they die soon after

Does dergeneral post on kohlchan?

What do you think about idea of being raped by little boys? Imagine where group of boys decide they will wait for opportunity to strike you with something on head and then drag you unconscious somewhere to their rape dungeon where they would proceed to tie you and then wait till you wake up so they can fuck you as they wish !

I liked sufferswede more as KC maskot.

buy kellogs frosties

BERNDS HELP PLS how to change download direction in tor browser android its very important question

woman moment

i wanna fucking move to florida

Post the most fucked up video you have that you can legally share on the kc OR Describe the most fucked up video you have that you cannot legally share on the kc. Me? I don't have any fucked up videos.

Straight into the copper. A blade mage honing his craft.

been banding some kohl lambs today their back legs give in for the first few mins when you put them down with the kohl clamp on think next year I'll look more at the possibility of keeping their balls on

quite accurate, no?

These are made by NVIDIA's new AI model with a single prompt

>be born in a dying imperial power as it suffers a social collapse due to the Matthew principle and total atomization >be born a completely and totally unlovable schizo sperg retard slave subhuman niggercow monstrosity whose only purpose, so it seems, is to exist as a spiteful reflex against that which is good and beautiful. >be born in a time when there is absolutely zero purpose to live for anything because all religion and ideology are hollowed out shells with spiritual cowards following it, material things are worthless compared to the beautiful treasures found in the astral realms, and even the simple pleasures of having a family to provide for has been utterly decimated by men being worthless and useless estrogenized subhuman castrati skuf slaves and women being rootless promiscuous unfaithful harlots with zero concept of love or even the most basic maternal instincts In a nutshell, there is nothing to live for and nothing to die for either. There is only nothing. God must be having a good chuckle at the miserable worthless bastards he's allowed to live. He hates us all, so in turn I must despise him.

It’s turned out that the protestors on the Maidan were killed from the building controlled by the protestors. I remind you that it was the turned point for the revolution, Yanukovich and Putin were accused of killing the protestors and Yanukovich had to run away. All evidence shows that nazi hohols killed the other nazi hohols on purpose. Berkut (ukraine anti-riot forces weren’t shooting people) many berkuts were shot by the protestors, as all the protestors were killed by the protestors. There is a video when a protester commands group of people to go forward saying that’s ok it’s safe, people relactant because they beware of a sniper behind them, but the man keep command them to go forward and next they were shot from the building of Ukraine hotel that was under the protestors controlled. a fragment of this video was shown on TV to accussed berkut in the killing. https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-67121-0

Imagine eating this good.

Ima kinda surpised how there isnt any Schizo terrorist organization that targets the CIA or NSA. Why cant schizos organize?

What an grau mauzer

Do you prefer Bach‘s St John or St Matthew passion?

Imagine devouring it good.

How do you explain the past to gen alphas?

What is your caste?

>THE MARKET IS CRASHING Based. >WALLSTREET IS PANICKING Based. >GLOBAL MARKETS ARE IN TURMOIL Based. >BOOMERS ARE LOSING MONEY Based. >CORPOS ARE GOING BROKE Based. >GLOBALISM IS FAILING Based. >THE SYSTEM IS COLLAPSING Based. >FOREIGN AID HAS BEEN CUT Based. >THIRD-WORLDERS ARE STARVING Based. >CHINA IS SUFFERING Based. >TRANNIES ARE DILATING Based.

God, I love drinking. A already had enough but I will open up the vodka bottle now. Work at 6 tomorrow but they can't fire me because alcoholism is considered a sickness. I will drink until I die.

the CHAD full blooded Serb apehoop dynamo who puts niggers to shame by proving that even in their best sport, Whites are superior by leading one of the worst teams in the NBA to league championships or deep playoff runs every season the virgin lithuanian mudblood baltic sissy who has knees made out of glass and spinal damage and sits out 50 games a year and doesn't make the slightest difference to his team if he play or not

ive been away for months now whats up is the board still dying a slow death

poor jew :(

It's bedtime for NEETs

Germany is officially nazi again

Do you think Xi can negotiate a deal with blumpf where he gets him to drop all US export controls in return for buying 10x more American soy?

German media reports that egg prices are now the highest ever. I'm massively confused. I thought the price had gone down again? Ameribears pls explain, I want to make witty remarks to my smug frens who WILL bring this up.

I was going to go carnivore, but then I realized I'd never eat potatoes, pasta, cakes, khachapuri, ice-cream, lentil soup, etc. how horrible would it be? Very.

>sleeping in a sleeping bag because I'm too lazy to unfold my bedding after washing since I can remember >keeping the trash in sink, or leaving it on balcony and taking it out in bags only when it doesn't fit any more >haven't vacuumed since march, vacuum cleaner is in the middle of living room but I keep telling myself I'll do it tomorrow >giving a second life to dirty clothes, and then a third and fourth once the ones from the previous series are over >six month old food fully covered in mold in fridge >toilet has solid brown layer of dried piss on it if I only knew moving out from parents house and having 0 human contact beside shop cashier due to remote coding work was straight slope downwards

what did he mean portraying the god as a bearded lady?

Politicians in Europe says that "Russia and Iran want to wage energy war against Europe, so Europe need a big standing army asap." 1. Isn't it Europe banning Russia and Iran from selling energy resources to Europe at market price in the first place? 2. How an army could be a solution? Do they want to invade and genocide countries that still buying Russian-Iranian resources? Or they want to invade Russia and Iran, genocide them, and take their resources? I just don't get the logic behind whatever Europeans are saying. Is there any logic? Or all modern Europeans are indeed extremely stupid and passive-aggressive bunch with a mindset of a petty criminal? (Fuck, I start suspect that America set control over Europe not because America was too greedy but because without America Europeans would devolve back to monkey in no time.)

I scored 2678 in EthnoGuessr, can you beat me? (Probably it was pretty average, lol) hbd.gg

Are the most Bernds like Adam Lanza? Autistic, no friends, internet addict, technology and games fan and a big desire of ending the world

SEX is the most important thing in life. If you are having regular SEX everyday, then you are human. Nothing is more important than SEX. Money is good, but money should spent for more SEX, otherwise money is useless. When life gives you lemons, you should find a way to acquire SEX using lemons.

When did you realize?

when last time you at kinoplex full of children?

isnt it crazy that people are saving bitcoin "for their children"

good morning i have never had a girlfriend

Come hither Bernd, let me tell you a story of a great hero who would save the West. His name? Nobody knows. But he will come, rest assured. And he will save us all from this dreaded future that awaits us. With such hope, and with the promise of this God-save, my heart must be satisfied.

what is this guys fucking problem?

A cute asian girl will never caress your above average dick ;_;

Do Bernd have a sexy bass voice? T. Low bass voice that nobody can hear cause I never speak in public

MODS

>have an active buy dying youtube channel >asks for donation from your viewers >promise to use the money for hiring an animator for the channel >they give you 50k <spent all the money into a single animation of you being chased and almost raped by a furry demon from Hazbin Hotel >hide it and never talk about it <video finally leaks and fans leave the channel How could that brown twat fuck up so much?

I've been studying French for months now. I'm about to start studying again. I kind of can read some stuff, but what's the point? Why am I learning it? What am I gonna do with it? I should've picked Japanese, but since I already started, might as well finish it.

using linux makes want to go out and hurtcoremaxx some random lg

impossible to debunk this

Why do you spam cursed images?

I hope you dont actually think this shit is gonna magically go up only forever. 90 days to exit the market painlessly. After that its probly gonna be a disaster (pic related)

>"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" >makes america smaller and less influential I don't quite understand

I cant stop gooning to milfs https://adult.noodlemagazine.com/watch/-132686695_456239044

>try TikTok for first time Why is TikTok so kohl'ed?

>I can't believe we're having this conversation! Can you think of anything more vaginal to say?